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The boyfriend is adventures.

I wake up early in the morning, I yawn lazily, there are no plans for today, but I know something, I put on slippers in the kitchen to eat, who wants to give my body today? And in the kitchen, the cook rattles with a pan, says that I am cheerful, cool, fashionable young, offers me fried eggs with a smile of a cook, I will ask you to confuse it with God's gift. I grabbed it as a lifebuoy, for the next minutes I am your best friend, your worried lush forms to the dump will be fed to me now, and she already agrees to take off her apron, reveals all her cards to me, I quickly did my own business in vain I once hired her.

Having breakfast with the cook, I’ll come from the house, maybe I’ll still find someone. Two calls at the door of the postman calls twice, but not everyone saw such postmen, the real chicks just a woman for me, brought me a telegram in a thick bag on a belt, where, in addition to newspapers and beautiful magazines, there are several packs of colored condoms. There were no words, we foam that as I was in Zada ​​all the time, she held on to the jamb, she held on to the door jamb, at least she moved out, to the postman's cap, get and sign, she told me later, from now on the mail would bring you the mail To the house. The mail was shifted as if he had glued the brand, now the mail will work faster.

At lunchtime, appetite broke out and not only the restaurant will satisfy it. Will you order? Give me the menu, I will appreciate your dishes by balls. The brisket is that you need a chic fillet with such a waitress to have fun. I checked her legs for the presence of meat, not a gram of fat of the thigh of the output class! Not only for lunch I went here, grabbed her an ass on the table, then her favorite dessert - a waitress! Thanks was delicious! I enjoyed the buzz, I left a couple of affectionate words for tea. And then he went to help someone at least for breakfast at a maximum at night ...