Аркадий Райкин - О женщинах - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Arkady Raikin, Intermedia "On Women"

Mikhail Zhvanetsky. "About women"

Performed by: Arkady Raikin

May men forgive me, we will talk about women ...

This is natural-I am a bachelor ... not old: I am 18 years old ... until the 17th year ... Plus 52, minus is income, plus childlessness, total: (I am an accountant by profession) 69 ... with a penny .. with a penny .. .

My friends want me to marry at all costs. You know, there are people who feel very bad when another is good! ..

69-in my opinion, the very heyday! At my age that I spoke above, and with my data, which I will say below, I could marry the entire ballet of the Bolshoi Theater! ..

They say to me: - Sigismund, for you in Tashkent there is a girl, slender, like a mountain goat, tender, like a peach! ..

I ask: “What, Navoi Street, house 28, second floor, balcony south, in childhood was sick with jaundice?” A charming girl, but why associate herself with Central Asia? I'm used to feeling a free bird, I like a landscape outside the window, the voice of employees ...

And I was hiding! .. I said to myself: “Sigismund, not in a hurry to give yourself, you haven’t taken everything from life yet!” ...

And I ran to another. She was a doctor, a candidate of sciences ... Here is such a fat ... dissertation! .. And the topic is very interesting: something in the nose ... Big clever! It used to be heard on the radio: “The storm of a halt skies ...” - what is it, Sigismund? I only open my mouth, she says: “That's right, Sigismund, this is Yevtushenko!” With her, I got beyond all - with her I reached the registry office! With her mother, we switched to you, her dad gave me white gloves, but I told myself: “Sigismund, what are you doing? “Wife is a sage, next to her you will feel like an idiot all your life!”

And I ran to another. That - did not think anything! That is, nothing at all! I felt like a man! I sang, I whistled, I decided crosswords, and she listened to me ah! - opening the mouth. You know, it's nice. When they listen to you, opening your mouth, it is very nice! One day ... A month later, this begins to annoy! .. I told her: "Close your mouth, fool, I already said everything!" True, it was already a called evening, I presented her flowers, and her dad gave me white slippers, but I told myself: “Sigismund, jokes, but there may be children!. It’s good if one thing! .. In Africa, for example, one gave birth to six at once! .. Why do you need these surprises, why do you need this responsibility before the new generation? .. ”

And I stayed at home ... for today, women, I feel like ever! I have a brilliant (in some places) costume! .. I combed everything that I have left up! To the warm ... wall! ..-You can still very, very much with me! .. Talk! ..-About nature, about poetry, and about you, women!

Why did the authorities allow Arkady Raikin that no one else was allowed? They probably understood that this person was a genius.