М. Жванецкий - Алло ... - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

A call at six in the morning. I pick up the phone:

- Please call Baba Yaga.

- What? Who? What a devil ...

- No, no, the devil is not needed. It is Baba Yaga.

- Who is calling?

- This is Baba Yaga? This is the mother of one bad boy.

- Who? What? What mom, what boy?

- My boy is indulging in, call a little thing. Is this Baba Yaga?

- What kind of Baba Yaga do I need? Do you have a brains there? I am an artist, I just lay down. Six in the morning, I drank sleeping pills.

- Is this Baba Yaga? It’s good that you immediately picked up the phone.

- Yes, I picked up the phone. I forgot to turn off the phone, and you punished me right there, right there!

- Hello, Baba Yaga!

- So you die! Are you crazy there? I will now put the phone.

- Do not put, please, the phone, Baba Yaga! The boy is capricious, does not want to eat, dabbles. Imagine, Baba Yaga, he is so spoiled, he painted white walls with black paint, we cannot wash off. He developed a desk lamp, dad turned on - dad was shocked, dad is struck.

- Listen, why are you telling me all this? Let the shocked dad engage them with the current. I am an artist, I do not sleep at night, I took a sleeping pill. Six in the morning !!! Hello?

- Baba Yaga!

- Once again you call it, bitch, I’ll kill!

- No, no, Baba Yaga, I got through with such difficulty, I ask you - talk to Symochka.

- Yes, I will smear him, fadies, on the wall with you !!!

-Just about!

-What is "about now"?!

“Well, tell him, Baba Yaga.”

- Yes, listen that you are not sleeping at six in the morning, like all normal people?

-Just about! I give him a phone.

- Wait, wait, because if I say two words to him, he will not be able to speak all year. I am because you woke me up, I will curse his life, his mother and father!

-Just about! I give him a phone!

- So that you die, moron! I’ll turn your face and put on your ass. You are not like decent people in the morning, you will be afraid of your mother. You will avoid all people!

- This is Baba Yaga?!

- So you die, idiot! I endure all your lousy hands to you.

- So this is Baba Yaga ???

- What, you don’t hear, the bastard is small?! Go, a bastard, work in a chicken cooper. Do not be an artist, a bitch is so small. The actor sleeps during the day. The artist has a dawn at three in the afternoon.

- Aunt, so you are Baba Yaga ???

- The artist lives fullly only at night!

- Aunt Yaga ...

- What aunt do I need you, bastard?! You would look at my face! I have a beard like you! Would you like to have a look?!

- No, don't !!!

- Of course, no. And who will watch? Why does I get everything? In general, dare to only wake someone else, a single-toothed rat. Do you have a whistle?

- DDDA!

“Do you know where I will insert it to you?” You will whistle all. In a dream you will whistle. You will wake yourself with a whistle, twitch and whistle. You won’t sleep for a minute, the bastard is so small. Do not touch the artist, arrogant ,, artist is an exalted creature - as he will give once in the ass, you will reproach your whole life. Do not tear my ear, go revise to your mother.

- Oh, oh, this is mother Syoma, that is, Semina Mom. Oh, I don't know what you told him - he clogged in a corner ...

- There is a place for him! Blow too! Find all the corners

- So there are only three of us!

- Knit your cat!

- Thank you, Baba Yaga!

- ... forget your mother in a corner, mother Syoma !!! That's who gave you my number, who, I ask you?

- Yes, I accidentally scored, but I have never seen Som so quiet. Listen, can I call you in the morning?

- Wait, wait, give me your number, I also have a problem!