Машинист Магомадов Ильяс - Звонок в поддержку Мегафон - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Operator: Operator 401, hello!

Subscriber: Hello, Hello!

Operator: Hello!

Subscriber: Kaperatar, hello!

Operator: Hello!

Subscriber: In short, I am Ilyas Magomadov, driver, in short. I was told to call here.

Operator: What is your problem?

Subscriber: Oh, the SIM card is sealed.

Operator: What does the display say?

Caller: Mm. In short, I called tomorrow, you got offended, hung up, and they told me to call you again. Can you, well, seal the SIM card for me, ss... what’s his name... In short, they told me to say my last name here, I’m Ilyas, in short, I... you... I work as a driver, they told me to tell you this, I’m... blocked... I’m on This same one wanted to put you up... do you have money?.. And... uh... m... m... this same one, in short, booked a room for me, they took it, in short, I’m on my way right now, to... in short, the driver Ilyas . Didn’t recognize what?.. Didn’t recognize?

Operator: (through laughter) Me. I’m already hearing for the third time that you are driver Ilyasov, but what is your problem, tell me, please?

Subscriber: And you laugh at me... laugh, I don’t need to laugh... this one...

Operator: No, no one is laughing, please tell me what is your problem?..

Subscriber: I’m telling you, I’m here uh... here... yesterday... I wanted to call tomorrow, you were offended, you hung up... uh... y... a... It’s sealed... I gave five hundred rubles - I bought a card...

Operator: So your card is blocked...

Subscriber: Yeah, yes, it’s sealed... Operator, I wanted to put the money on you, so maybe it’s sealed, right?

Operator: (through laughter) Did you want to put money on this card?

Subscriber: Yes, I wanted to put money on you, yes... What were you doing on my phone?

Operator: (through laughter) Please give me your phone number.

Subscriber: Yes, phone number 3260

PAUSE

Subscriber: Hello, hello, operator... Hello-oh-oh!!! Hello-oh-oh!!!

Operator: (through hysterical laughter) Tell me your number again, please...

Subscriber: Phone number 3260...Nokio.

VERY LONG PAUSE, MOST GIGGLE COULD BE HEARD

Caller: Hello! Hello! Nokia, Nokia 6230.

PAUSE

Operator: (through hysterical laughter) Your phone number...

Subscriber: Phone number?.. Hello!..

Operator: Please give me your phone number.

Subscriber: (through laughter) Why don’t you understand: 6230, nokio, nokio, Ai...

Operator: This is your phone model, and I need your phone number.

Subscriber: Ah-ah! My phone number, right? It's at the back, you have to remove the battery, right? Right now, wait...

Operator: No, your SIM card number... What number do they call you at all?

Subscriber: Number, in short, phone number, right?

Operator: Yes!

Subscriber: Right now, wait, I’ll take the documents, wait...

(Addresses someone in his own language, rustling of papers)

Subscriber: Right now, wait... so... Hello!

Operator: Yes, I'm listening to you.

Subscriber: So, m-m-model, Nokia... phone... 62... 30, in short, 6230. Oh, or something, I don’t fucking know, I don’t understand.

Operator: And the model...

Caller: Model... Ouch!

Operator: Give me your phone number.

Subscriber: I'm telling you... I'm telling you the number - 6230.

Operator: This is your phone model, and what is the number?

Subscriber: What number?

Operator: What number do you have?

Subscriber: Ah, this one, the one who wanted to put money on you, this number, right?

Operator: Yes. Not to us, but to your number

Subscriber: Our number, yes, right now, wait, fuck, right now... in...

Operator: I can't wait long...

Subscriber: Right now, wait! Where are you in a hurry, home?..

Operator: Yes, we still have three million subscribers who also need to be served.

Subscriber: Hey, they lowered the tariff to three million, right?

Operator: All the best, goodbye!!!

(all clear beeps)

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