Михаил Задорнов - 9 вагон - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

In Kyiv, two ninth wagons were attached to the composition. But - all passengers are normal people, they can count everything up to nine and everyone who has tickets to the ninth wagon understands that the ninth carriage is the one that immediately after the eighth, and not the one that is in front of the tenth. Therefore, everyone sat together in the first ninth wagon.

A very surprised conductor of the second ninth wagon, in which not a single person got into, when the train started, went to the train team leader and said: "My car is empty." The foreman was also very surprised, said: "Habaur, they confused something, as always, at the box office." And he gave the radiogram to the next station to sell tickets to the ninth wagon.

Everyone who bought tickets to the ninth wagon at the next station was also normal people and also knew how to count up to nine. Therefore, together they ran to the first ninth wagon.

The conductor of the first ninth wagon, in which the passengers drank tea for a long time and went to bed, said in horror: “Comrades, where are you from so much? I have not a single free space. Run away to the train team - he is in the first wagon. And run rather , the train costs only three minutes. Let them resettle in free places in the first cars. "

Since the train really stood for three minutes, afraid to be late with things, children and escorting passengers run around the first wagon ... They are met by a very surprised train foreman and says: "Comrades, where are you from so much?" They say: "We are all from the ninth wagon, there are all the doubles." The foreman understands that he does not understand something, but he does not understand what he does not understand. Since the train really costs three minutes, it quickly settles them in free places in the first three wagons and gives the train.

At this time, the conductor of the second ninth wagon, in which no person still sat, goes to the train team leader and says: "My car is empty." He slowly goes crazy. She believes her, goes along the train and sees that the car is really empty.

He begins to count the wagons and finds out a mistake. When it was hung up with the heart, he returned to his compartment and decided to correct the mistake: he gave the radiogram to the next station to unhook the ninth carriage.

It was a matter! Those who unhooked were also normal people and also knew how to count up to nine. Therefore, they unhooked the first ninth wagon with peacefully soldering people and took to the backup path. Then the train team was reported.

He finally sighed in relief and gave departure to the train. And he himself began to prepare for bed. He, perhaps, would fall asleep.

But at this time, the conductor of the second ninth wagon came to him and said: "My car is empty ...".

I know whether the team of the train was crazy after this flight, only this story was told by the person who was driving in the first ninth wagon.

Late at night he went out to smoke. Smoked, smoked, smoked, smoked and thinks: "Why are we standing for a long time?" He lit a cigarette again - smoked, smoked, smoked, smoked ... He couldn’t stand it, looked out the window, but there were no wagons in front of the front. Naked steppe, moon and spare path ...

When he told me this story, I laughed for so long, especially when he told how he woke up everyone and they gave birth to his mother and tried to understand where they were, that he was even offended by me and said: “You laugh in vain - There is nothing ridiculous about this. By the way, we all went to this car in tourist trips to Hungary! ... "