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The iron is a brilliant invention of human society,

With him, life settled down and somehow became simpler,

It will smooth out both the wrinkles on your clothes and your problems,

It is easy to live with an iron and solve any problems. Let me give you an example.

You go for a walk with a girl in the morning, take out a shirt, iron it,

Purely Pacino, don’t let him take it. Example number two: lent money,

Vasyunya is chasing me, there are problems with money, they say, excuse me, forgive me, let me go,

The bitch will never understand that debts are repaid in no other way than on time.

You go with three, or better, four people per hut,

You tie up Vasunya, put him on the table, put some cotton wool in his bag,

Considering that you are not alone, but with an iron, then there is no point in kicking your dick - run to the kitchen,

There you light the gas, set it on, wait for some time,

And now the iron reaches white heat,

You bring it into the room and without hesitation place the iron friend on your belly,

With a swoop you hear the sucker's hysterical singing, the smell of burnt meat and burnt clothes,

Intestines crawl out of the stomach, the stomach falls out, anatomical movements occur,

Everything is extremely fun, slaughtery and bloody,

I consider the iron to be the best weapon by right,

Whomever did he calm down, starting from Anzorik-khach and reaching the prostitute Klava,

My iron is, fuck, one love.

How many times have I fried such intestinal-gastric steaks, I don’t even remember,

I can only say one thing for sure: Sanya and Lenya don’t exactly approve of such a movie,

Sanya for solving problems in the style: “four to the body and a control to the tower”,

Lenya generally says that, they say: “It’s safer to beat with your hands,”

And I like the smell of burnt wood,

The cry of fagots is like music to me,

Therefore, the iron, as a means of paying off debts, has really caught on with me.

Friends say: you need to get treatment, Rodya, of course, understand, we are not prudes, we like irons,

We stroked many people with them, but don’t look at the burning meat, admiring it and reveling in it,

To be honest, my dear, we have a little fear for you,

But in reality everything is fine

I’m adequate and even without an iron I’m still great,

But he really attracts me,

Especially that moment when blood mixed with intestines and burnt meat flows onto the floor,

Well, okay, there’s already a re-reading of what was said earlier.

I went to iron my T-shirt, goodbye!