Наркогенератор Эл - Братство кольца - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Meanwhile, in Mordor, the sounds of March cats and the words “Fucking Baggins won!” are heard. The punitive detachment “Ass Kickers” leaves Minas Morgul, consisting of 9 lieutenants of Sauron from the PMS troops. Gandalf finds a tale about Isildur's steel condom in Minas Tirith. He returns to the Shire and tells Frodo everything. A punitive squad on the way to the Shire beheads a pedophile. Gandalf suggests going to Bree, to the Prancing Pony pub. Gandalf stuns the gardener Sam, who was pretending to be a bush and, under the threat of being turned into a toilet, forces him to go with Frodo. Gandalf arrives in Isengard and has a conversation with the old fart Saruman, but he has already been lured to his side by Sauron with pornographic crones. He imprisons him in a tower and begins terraforming Isengard with shit. The hobbits, on their way to Bree, come across Merry and Pippin, who are marauding in a field. They go on the road and are found by the punisher. Merrin distracts the punisher by shouting "I'm a bear!" They run to the crossing and Frodo almost gets burned. When they arrive at Bree's, they go into the Prancing Pony and order beer. Frodo notices someone staring at him. He asks the seller who it is. The seller tells him that this is a local pedophile hunter. Frodo accidentally falls and puts on the ring, and the Butt-Kickers find out where Frodo is. They come to Bree and stage a coup in the literal sense of the word. Kolobrod says that their ChSV rose to the level of Sauron and they became lieutenants of his PMS troops. The next morning they go into the forest and the Traveler says that they are going to Rivendell. They approach the ruins of the old sobering station Amon Sul and make a halt there. Pippin sings the song "Brontofowl" at the top of his voice and the "Ass Kickers" find them. They try to defend themselves, but the lieutenants are taller and longer. Frodo puts on the ring and is pierced with the drugs sword by the Pedophile King of Angmar. Kolobrod comes running and drives away all the lieutenants. And he gives the pedophile king a facial massage with a torch. They take everyone away. The Wanderer says that Frodo is becoming an Evil One. They are looking for a cut elf leaf so that Frodo will still remember that he smokes. They are met by Arwen, who has been looking for them in sobering-up stations for three days. She puts Frodo on Asfaloth and rides to Elrond. The PMSers are chasing after her at incredible fucking speed. She washes them away with the river, pressing the secret flush button. Frodo finally suffers from PMS, and Arwen teleports him to Rivendell, where Elrond heals him. Gandalf wakes him up there and says that he didn’t come because he had a bad hangover (in fact, Saruman gave him an enema). Frodo meets a drunken Bilbo. Gandalf and Elrond discuss what to do with the ring. Elrond recalls how the ring promised Isildur fireproof panties. People, gnomes and elves gather. A council meets to decide what to do with the ring. Until Legolas farts out Aragorn's name, the wanderer is treated like a stoned guard. When everyone begins to quarrel after Gimli tries to cut the ring, Frodo says that he will go to Mordor. But in the map of Middle-earth he is