Фрэнки - Шоу - Энди Кауфман - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

So, my dear, of course, shocked some of you on my previous trick, but not those who can drink coffee, right? And on one of my ideas, it is already sitting, as you see, the famous Milos Forman, who is already lights up with a passionate idea to make a film about me!, And this film, as you know, will certainly appear on the screens, but only in 99, through the year, through 16 years after my death ... In the meantime, on the calendar on December 11, 83, and doctors are already putting me ridiculous, and completely not fit into my perception of life, diagnosis: a rare form of lung cancer! And this is so strange, agree?,-some kind of form of some kind of ridiculous cancer there! And what do you think the first thought that flashes in my head, listening to this sentence? And this is really a question for a backfill ... The first thought - you will not believe - how can I mock all this?, Turn into a show, into a holiday, into a spectacle! Hehe ... /////////////////// of my dear, my dear, as always very time ... And now, sitting opposite Bob and George, with green, and right before my eyes a scattered face , I already say that this time I have no laughing. And that neither chemotherapy, nor meditation, nor energy crystals help me! They poke in newspaper articles, from which the ubiquitous Tony Clifton is rocking, who suddenly risen and gains just a monstrous rating! And, of course, I promise them to reveal this secret, in exchange for organizing my last, and the most farewell show! And so, I am already standing on the stage of Carnegie-Hall, my dear, as usual, as if with a magic wand, kneading the dough of human emotions, and forcing the audience to worry total everything: from numbness and mortal fear, to explosions of unbridled laughter! Around me, as you see, and the stars of the corps de ballet, and the choir of Mormon, chanting "Hallelujah!" And Santa Claus himself, already descends from heaven directly to the dumbfounded hall! The ubiquitous Tony, also here, and in his boorish manner already encourages me on the hooks of his vulgar jokes!, He wheezes that there is no empty place!, And he will definitely take care of this! I, with my eyes sparkling from tears, announce to the whole country that in exactly 20 years, I will definitely return!, And the hall is already exploding with a flurry of applause, as you see! And so, silent, and as if she had been closed from wax, I am already lying in an open coffin ... and half a world is already looking at the television screen, from which my head says sadly: “Ladies and gentlemen, Leidis and Gentlemen, as if you did not try not to notice it, Around you is 100 percent good world! The world that loves love, and not glory and money at all, but in order to understand this simple truth it is necessary for some reason to die ... And it always was, there is and, most likely, will be - people begin to really love you, only then when you are no longer! " And the eyes of all those who look at the screen of the inhabitants of the world are already flowing down their cheeks, as you see ... and withstanding a sad, the size of a lump in my throat, a pause, like a true master, I exclaim with a smile, - hey, idiots, wake up! If you would only see yourself from the side, you would die with laughter! Ha ha ... So, my dear, is the most revolutionary comedian in world history, and to some extent - the absolute hero of our time! The most evil jester, under the king, who has never been!, A party in honor of the day of death of which, in 2004, already opens, as you see, none other than Tony Clifton himself, hello and triumphant! And everyone who sees his appearance on the stage has already moved on their heads! Even if these heads are bald! And the question is - how, damn it, he still succeeds? - The brain of the five thousandth visual hall is already crucifying! And they again feel, as you can see, this is the most - the explosive beating of a living spasm in the stomach so uncontrollably jumping out of the throat in the form of irresistible laughter! And their hands involuntarily rise, as you see, in order to abstract the most living applause on the stage! Hehe ... and you know what I will tell you to the very final, my dear ones? - I will say that over my 35 years of life, of course, I did not have time to enjoy what I really did! At first, like very many in this business, I thought that the most important thing is to teach people to laugh! Then I thought that the most important thing is to teach them to cry! Then it seemed to me that crying and laughing at the same time even cooler! And now I think that it is not at all what a person managed, or failed, determines his place in history!, not at all, he was bad or good!, evil or kind!, How many people helped, and what he left, Or did not leave behind! - The fact is how irresistibly his laughter splashed into the world, in an instant, when the strong hand of God squeezed him in the thirst for a spectacle!, Understand? In the same way, the juice of the grenade shoots outward, leaving red spies on our shirts, and no longer the spots with any powder! Hehe ... do you understand? And many, of course, seem to be better if this had not happened at all! Although, there are those who will have, and there can be no other versions on this score ... show-Time!