Френки-шоу - Статистика России 2008-09 - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Maestro .. I now want to cook now the most killer cocktail of those that I know, but you are kind - soften the power of the blow, as you can. I don’t care, but for my spectators, I am a little worried .. Fine ... Thank you very much. And let the feeling arise that this is not a reality at all .. just wonderful ... And this cocktail will be not even composed of literary metaphors, as you understand; But from strict statistical data. And as they say, it is better now to transfer the receivers to another wave, my dear ones, since right now I will begin to pour into your stomach such a degree of uncontrolled anxiety ... that your brain will refuse to perceive all this fire - someone will even want to stick an awl to me In the throat, if only I only shut up ... But this song, as you know, will not strangle - you won’t kill .. So, my dear! As you know, we live in the largest country in the world - its territory is seventeen thousand square kilometers, but few people know that 85% of this territory is simply unsuitable for housing. Eternal permafrost, swamps, rivers and lakes. Some of the lands are periodically flooded, most of the mountains, forests, ravines and deserts occupy most of it ... That is, for a normal life, a Russian person has only 15% of the entire territory ... Ahahaha! A little more than Sudan, but much less Kazakhstan! And this is real Russia, my dear! Perhaps you have not heard about this ... The average annual yield of grain in Russia on non -black earth - 17 centners per hectare, in Germany, France, Great Britain - 70 centners per hectare. In Sweden - 60, in Ireland - 85 ... Pour you? Not yet? Then .. with your permission, I will drink one .. So! Further .. The total number of Russia is an approximate 132 million people, 60% are old people, children, disabled people .. and only 20 million men of working age. Of these: 1 million - sits in prison, 1 million - serves in the Ministry of Emergencies, the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the FSB, 4 million - chronic alcoholics, 1.5 million - drug addicts 20 million out of 132 live in Moscow and the Moscow region of this amount only 31% - Russians .. pour more a glass? Ahahahaha! Let's go! Do not be shy! Again one .. oh people .. O people !! The minimum wage in Russia is 4330 rubles or 96 euros per month. The maintenance of one prisoner in a maximum security colony costs 6800 rubles per month! I hope the metaphor is clear? For comparison, there is a poverty line for residents of the United States: $ 18,000 a year for a family of three ... hahaha! Sorry, I don’t offer anymore - I drink one! ... Now I’ll take a breath ... in Russia there are 160 regulatory authorities that can come to their residents with a check and, of course, for bribes .. Perhaps you do not know that we all give 3 billion bribes in various instances annually .. Ahahaha ! In 2009, the material damage from economic crimes in Russia for the first time exceeded trillion rubles ... This is almost 7.5 times more than a year earlier .. For the first quarter of 2009, the employees of the Russian Ministry of Internal Affairs are completely 18,000 crimes! 20 generals and admirals were brought to criminal liability, 1,600 officers of the Russian army were convicted! I'm not saying that 1.5% of the Russian Federation own 50% of all national wealth !! Maestro, pour me again, otherwise I will splash! Who does not yet know that the average Russian consumes 18 liters of alcohol per year .. that in 2008 50 thousand people and about 2 million children, under the age of 14 years old, were beaten by parents ... 50 thousand children run away from home annually , fleeing the family, including sexual violence ... In Russia - more than 2 million orphans! The number of sexual crimes against minors increased 25 times !! In 2007, 2.5 thousand children died in Russia .. and 5 people die every minute, and 3 is born! 30% of children are born out of marriage ... Only in Siberia over the past 11 years 11 thousand villages, 290 cities have disappeared! 26 thousand children do not live up to seven years old ... 50 babies die every day - 70% of them in maternity buildings !!