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Plato comes to Aristotle and says: "There are two chairs. On one peaks are chisly, on the other dicks, trembling. Where do you sit down, where are you going to plant?"

Aristotle answers "himself to one, mother to the other." And Aristotle went fuck.

Plato comes to Epicurus and says: "There are two chairs. At one peaks are accurate, on the other dicks are jerking off. Where do you sit down, where do you put your mother?"

Epicurus replies: "Mother to the peaks, herself on the dick." And Epicurus went fuck.

Plato comes to Diogenes and says: "There are two chairs. On one peaks are chisly, on the other dicks, jerking off. Where are you sitting down, where are your mother?"

Diogenes replies: "Mother is on a dick, on his knees." And Diogenes went fuck.

Plato comes to Socrates and says: "There are two chairs. On one peaks are chisly, on the other dicks, jerk off. Where do you sit down, where are you going to plant?"

Socrates answers "I will take the peaks accurate, I will cut off the jerking dicks." And Plato went fuck.