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The Real Slim Shady (оригинал Eminem)
The Real Slim Shady (original by Eminem)
Настоящий Слим Шейди (перевод )
The Real Slim Shady (translation)
[Eminem:]
[Eminem:]
[Eminem:]
[Eminem:]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Можно чуточку вашего внимания?
May I have a little of your attention?
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Можно чуточку вашего внимания?
May I have a little of your attention?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Я прошу настоящего Слима Шейди встать.
I'm asking the real Slim Shady to stand up.
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Повторяю, я прошу настоящего Слима Шейди встать.
I repeat, I'm asking the real Slim Shady to stand up.
We're gonna have a problem here..
We're gonna have a problem here ..
У нас есть одна проблема...
We have one problem ...
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Вы ведёте себя так, словно никогда не видели белого человека.
You act like you've never seen a white person.
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
Ваши челюсти отвисли до пола, как у Пэм, когда Томми вломился в дверь
Your jaw dropped to the floor like Pam when Tommy broke into the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
И начал расхваливать её зад**цу сильнее, чем обычно.
And started praising her ass more than usual.
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
Сначала они развелись: он бил её о мебель (Ах!).
First they got divorced: he beat her on furniture (Ah!).
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
It's the return of the ... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
Это возвращение... "Подождите, не может быть, вы шутите,
It's a comeback ... "Wait, it can't be, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he? "
Он не произнёс того, что мне показалось, не правда ли?"
He didn't say what I thought, did he? "
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
And Dr. Dre said ... nothing you idiots!
А Доктор Дре сказал... Да ничего, вы, идиоты!
And Dr. Dre said ... Nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Доктор Дре мёртв, он лежит у меня в подвале! (Ха-ха!)
Dr. Dre is dead in my basement! (Ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
Feminist women love Eminem
Феминистки обожают Эминема:
Feminists love Eminem:
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
"Слим Шейди, он безумно надоел мне.
"Slim Shady, he's sick of me.
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Посмотрите на него, он ходит туда-сюда, обхватив свой сами-знаете-что,
Look at him, he walks back and forth, hugging his you-know-what,
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Flippin the you-know-who, "" Yeah, but he's so cute though! "
Подбрасывая сами-знаете-кого". "Да, но он такой симпатичный!"
Tossing you-know-who. "" Yes, but he's so cute! "
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
Да, возможно, у меня с головой и, правда, не всё в порядке,
Yes, maybe I’m with my head and, really, not everything is in order,
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Но это ничуть не хуже, чем то, что творится в спальне ваших предков.
But this is no worse than what is happening in your ancestors' bedroom.
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
Иногда я хочу раскрепоститься прямо на телевидении, но не могу,
Sometimes I want to be free on TV, but I can't,
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
Хотя Тому Грину безумно нравится тра**ть мёртвого лося.
Although Tom Green is crazy about fucking dead moose.
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
"Моя зад**ца на твоих губах, моя зад**ца на твоих губах",
"My ass is on your lips, my ass is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
Если мне повезёт, ты её поцелуешь.
If I'm lucky, you kiss her.
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
Это послание, которое мы доносим до маленьких детей,
This is the message we bring to young children
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
И хотим после этого, чтобы они не знали, что такое клитор.
And after that we want them not to know what the clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
Конечно, они узнают, что такое половое сношение
Surely they will learn what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
By the time they hit fourth grade
Уже к четвёртому классу.
By the fourth grade.
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
Они же, наверняка, смотрят канал Дискавери.
They are probably watching the Discovery Channel.
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
"We ain't nothing but mammals .." Well, some of us cannibals
"Мы такие же млекопитающие...". Ну, некоторые из нас, вообще-то, каннибалы,
"We are the same mammals ...". Well some of us are actually cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*SLURP*]
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [* SLURP *]
Которые расчленяют людей, как мускусные дыни [Хлюп!].
That dismember people like cantaloupes [Squelch!].
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Но если мы можем тра**ть мёртвых животных и антилоп,
But if we can fuck dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
Почему тогда один мужчина не может сбежать с другим?
Why then can't one man run away with another?
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
А если вы чувствуете то же, что и я, то у меня есть решение –
And if you feel the same as me, then I have a solution -
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Женщины, снимите колготки, помашите ими, спойте припев, и всё получится.
Women, take off your pantyhose, wave them, sing the chorus, and everything will work out.
[Chorus: Eminem - 2x]
[Chorus: Eminem - 2x]
[Припев: Eminem - 2x]
[Chorus: Eminem - 2x]
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All
All
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