Гороскоп - Овен - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

A ram is a ram. Always right and doesn't give a fuck. It’s easier to kill him right away than to start arguing with him, because it’s possible to out-argue Aries only in one case - if he is a blind-deaf-mute armless and legless disabled person (and then there is a huge chance that even in this case he will still show you his dick). But Aries are honest. Sometimes they are so honest that it hurts your teeth: he will answer very honestly if your haircut doesn’t suit you or your dress makes you look fat. There's nothing you can do about it, you'll have to put up with it (or kill it, as mentioned above). In household chores, Aries, as a rule, is useless - he only knows how to generate brilliant ideas, and tries not to defile the soles of his feet with the dust of existence. However, if you let Aries understand that Sagittarius washes floors better than him, the bitch will lie down with bones, but he will rosin your parquet every Saturday, because there is no thing in the world that Aries would give up to Sagittarius. It's never boring with Aries - this sign has some kind of karmic, bitch, talent for looking for adventures on his beautiful ass. He knows how to make money easily and quickly, but as a proud and principled guy, he hates money, so he tries to get rid of it instantly. At the same time, the bitch always has some kind of stash, which is actually much more appropriate for a Virgo to have. Because of his impenetrable raspiness, he forgets about his nest egg, which is very beneficial to his dear friend Aries, especially if this friend is a Gemini.