Max Normal - Make Me Popular - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Now you can be popular too with max normal's how to get popular in 10 easy steps.

Smooth!

Step 1: get good at placing a lot of rhymey words together so they make up sentences that make sense.

Step 2: practise saying these sentences aloud, over repetitive sounds, so as to hypnotise the listener

For example:

We provide stimulation,

Through virtual simulation

To recreate the sensation

Of reincarnation

Like a lonely caucasian

Rocking his sony playstation

It's just some ancient information

While you getting all woah

Step 3: throw in an unexpected sound effect here and there for people who don't really listen that well

Step 4: try using different voices so that people will start to believe that they're coming to know more than just 1 aspect of your personality and therefore begin to relate to you on a more personal level.

(if you know what I'm saying)

Step 5: wear something catchy

Step 6: be nice as much as possible

Step 7: be horrible now and again

Step 8: always do what you say

Step 9: say cool things

And finally

Step 10: pretend to be uncool

And there you go, soon you might even have to change your phone number.