Mr.Freeman - Статистика.Россия. - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

As you know, we live in the largest country in the world - its territory is seventeen thousand square kilometers, but few people know that 85% of this territory is simply unsuitable for housing. Eternal permafrost, swamps, rivers and lakes. Some of the lands are periodically flooded, most of the mountains, forests, ravines and deserts occupy most of it ... That is, for a normal life, a Russian person has only 15% of the entire territory ... Ahahaha! A little more than Sudan, but much less Kazakhstan! And this is real Russia, my dear! Perhaps you have not heard about this ... The average annual yield of grain in Russia on non -black earth - 17 centners per hectare, in Germany, France, Great Britain - 70 centners per hectare. In Sweden - 60, in Ireland - 85 ...

Pour you? Not yet? Then ... with your permission, I will drink one ... so! Further ... The total population of Russia is approximately 132 million people, 60% are old people, children, disabled people ... and only 20 million men of working age. Of these: 1 million - sits in prison, 1 million - serves in the Ministry of Emergencies, the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the FSB, 4 million - chronic alcoholics, 1.5 million - drug addicts. 20 million out of 132 live in Moscow and the Moscow region of this amount only 31% - Russians ...

Pour another glass? Ahahahaha! Let's go! Do not be shy! No fine ... Again, one ... Oh people ... Oh people! The minimum wage in Russia is 4330 rubles or 96 euros per month. The maintenance of one prisoner in a maximum security colony costs 6800 rubles per month! I hope the metaphor is clear? For comparison, there is a poverty line for residents of the United States: $ 18,000 a year for a family of three ... hahaha!

Sorry, I don’t offer anymore - I drink one! ... Now I’ll take a breath ... In Russia there are 160 regulatory authorities that can come to their residents with a check and, of course, for bribes ... Perhaps you do not know that we all give 3 billion dollars in bribes annually in different instances ... Ahahaha! In 2009, the material damage from economic crimes in Russia for the first time exceeded trillion rubles ... This is almost 7.5 times more than a year earlier ... For the first quarter of 2009, 18,000 crimes are completely 18,000 by the Russian Ministry of Internal Affairs! 20 generals and admirals were brought to criminal liability, 1,600 officers of the Russian army were convicted! I'm not saying that 1.5% of the population of the Russian Federation own 50% of all national wealth!

Maestro, pour me again, otherwise I will splash! Who does not yet know that the average Russian consumes 18 liters of alcohol per year ... that in 2008 50 thousand people were missing, that about 2 million children, under the age of 14, are beaten by parents ... 50 thousand children run away from home annually, fleeing From family, including sexual violence ... In Russia - more than 2 million orphans! The number of sexual crimes against minors over the past 3 years has increased by 25 times! In 2007, 2.5 thousand children died in Russia. And every minute 5 people die, and 3 is born! 30% of children are born out of marriage ... Over the past 11 years, 11 thousand villages and 290 cities have disappeared over the past 11 years! 26 thousand children do not live up to ten years ... 50 babies die daily, 70% of them