Евгений Гришковец - Настоящий мужчина - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Summer. All women put on light fabrics. Cafe. And a beautiful girl comes in in a cafe. It passes between the tables and the entire male population of the cafe turns their heads and escorts it with a look. And only one man was not seduced by the knock of heels. He looked at the woman with whom he came to the cafe ...

A real man!

The guy asks friends:

- Guys! Give money for a short time?! ..

They: - Why do you need? You recently received a salary!

- Here! Lent everything ...

- To whom????!!!

- Well, remember my former Svetka?! ... Here she ...

- Why should she ??? !!

- Well, her husband has a birthday ... She ... lent a gift ...

- And you gave ????? !!!

And he says:

- Well, of course! Where was it to go? ...

A real man!

I'm here! I am always and everywhere! Do not forget!

The company comes out of the cinema

And friends say:

- Well??!! Let's go somewhere, let's talk.

And one says:

- No guys, I won’t go ... there is no mood ...

- What is it ??? !!

- Yes, the film hooked ... the floor of the film smelled ...

And they:

- What did you cry, or what ??? !!

- Yeah guys, the floor of the film cried ...

A real man!

Friends call a friend and say:

- Well? Are you going? In the morning fishing!

He says:

- Oh guys .. I can’t ...

And they:

- What's happened?!

- My daughter fell ill ... I have to sit with her ...

And they:

- What are you? What is there not someone to sit or something ????? A mother -in -law and wives are there ????? Are you not a man ?????

He says:

- Guys ... I guess I'm not a man .... my daughter got sick ... I want to sit with her ...

A real man!

I'm here! I am always and everywhere! Do not forget!

Big office. And the boss goes along the corridor. Chef. And on his face it is clear that everything is very bad ... Everything is very bad! And everyone shies away from him, and he enters the accounting department, and there is an accountant.

He is asking:

- Well how are you?

She scaredly shrugs.

And he says:

- Yes? But I see, you have a new hairstyle ... it suits you very much! Very!

A real man!

The airplane is scattered. The guy and the girl fly south. And she is afraid to fly. I drank whiskey / cognac - does not help. Crying - afraid. He hugs her, calms, says:

- What are you? ... It’s not as dangerous to fly on the plane as to drive by car ...

And he clutched himself with his free hand in the handle so that his fingers turned white and sweat appeared on his forehead. He is afraid to fly even more, but she calms her!

A real man!

I'm here! I am always and everywhere! Do not forget...