Евгений Леонов - Трезвый подход - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

What does it mean to drink harmfully? Nonsense! In the magazine “Healthy Life” for the year 1967, one associate professor - I forgot his last name - wrote this: get drunk, it’s healthy!

Well, cognac is generally a useful thing. What can I say, it dilates and constricts any blood vessels for colds or rheumatism. Cognac is always useful. But dear! That's why it's expensive and very useful.

Well, those who have a sick heart don’t need cognac. Vodka with pepper! But you just need to mix it all up equally. Here - a little fortified, two glasses. Not more! Three is better. Well, maybe four. Mix it all... As you give it! I woke up and... You can’t find where the heart is! So let whoever wants to look for it will not find it.

Yes, it was in a magazine, in “Science and Life” or some other one, well, I don’t remember. The professor is alone - he cured himself, he treated the children - everything with this: pepper, vodka, dry, fortified. There is a table there too. I don't remember which magazine. For the last year. So you can take the binder! Only, they write, it’s not good for pregnant women, it’s impossible. You can do it without pepper, the ingredients are the same.

In the magazine “Around the World”, one professor writes: one hundred and fifty Zubrovka, two hundred Mitsnogo, two hundred and fifty aligote, three sevens, three hundred “Solntsedar” give the joints lubricant - and acetone, but only a drop, just a little bit, for the smell . You forget where the joints are.

But gastro-gastrointestinal patients need to be more careful, they can’t do anything like this: neither aligote nor branded ones - it’s disastrous for them. And alcohol with horseradish saves. But then - I don’t eat anything for two hours. Just wash it down with beer and endure it.

One professor writes: this is the only way he raised himself. But the academician was alone, after a heart attack, he lay in bed for a month. We started drinking alcohol and within a day he was up and running. The incident was described: it was in the Caucasus, in the mountains he lay, well, he lay there - as if hopeless. After three glasses he ran away from the mountain, his relatives were all waiting downstairs, his grandchildren were there, well, his wife, well, that’s it, that’s it. No joke! He was a dead man, but well, someone thought to pour in the moonshine. An academician is running around, now he’s defending his PhD thesis.

You need to know everything, you need to know what’s against what. Well, for example, mash. It cleanses the kidneys well. Sivukha - gives the liver a lumbago. Forever. Through. And wood varnish has a good effect on the brain, please. But alcoholic. True, it needs to be warmed up. After all, when you think about health all the time, you know what’s against what.