Разговор с оператором - Нокио... - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

subscriber: Hello, Hello!

operator: Hello!

subscriber: Kaperatar, hello!

operator: Hello!

subscriber: In short, I am Ilyas Magomadov, driver, in short. I was told to call here.

operator: What about you, what’s your problem?

subscriber: SIM card is sealed

operator: What does the display say?

subscriber: In short, I called tomorrow, you were offended, hung up, and they told me to call you again. Can you seal this for me, this SIM card, what’s his name... In short, they told me to say my last name here, I’m Ilyasov, in short, for me.. I work as a driver, they told me to tell you this way, I’m... blocked.. I wanted to put it on you this one... there is money... A..u..m..m...this same one, in short, the number was sealed for me, they took it, in short, I’m on my way right now, in short, I’m the driver Ilyasov. Didn't recognize it?

operator: (through laughter) Me. I’m already hearing for the third time that you are the driver Ilyasov, and what is your problem, please tell me.

subscriber: And you laugh at me... laugh, I don’t need this one....

operator: No, no one is laughing, please tell me what your problem is...

subscriber: So I’m telling you, I wanted to call tomorrow, you were offended, you hung up... It’s sealed... I gave five hundred rubles - I bought a card...

operator: So your card is blocked...

subscriber: Yeah, yes, it’s sealed... Operator, I wanted to put the money on you, so it can be sealed, right?

operator: (through laughter) Did you want to put money on this card?

subscriber: Yes, I wanted to put money on you, yes... What were you doing on my phone?

operator: (through laughter) Please give me your phone number.

subscriber: Yes, phone number 3260

PAUSE

subscriber: Hello, Hello, cooperator... Hello-oh-oh...!!!

operator: (through hysterical laughter) Tell me your number again, please...

subscriber: Phone number 3260...Nokio.

VERY LONG PAUSE, COULD BE HEARD A MOUGHT GIGGLE

subscriber: Hello! Hello! Nokia, Nokia 6230.

PAUSE

operator: (through hysterical laughter) Your phone number.....

subscriber: Phone number?... Hello...!

operator: Please give me your phone number.

subscriber: (through laughter) Why don’t you understand something: 6230, nokio, nokio, Ai...

operator: This is your phone model, and I need your phone number

subscriber: Ah-ah! My phone number, right? It's on the back, you have to remove the battery, right? Right now, wait...

operator: No, your SIM card number... What number do they call you at all?

subscriber: Number, in short, phone number, right?

operator: Yes!

subscriber: Right now, wait, I’ll take the documents, wait...

(Addresses someone in his own language, rustling of papers)

subscriber: Right now, wait... so... hello!

operator: Yes, I'm listening to you.

subscriber: So, m-m-model, Nokia... phone... 62...30, in short, 6230 Ai, or something, fuck, I don’t know, I don’t understand.

operator: And the model...

caller: Model.. Aw!

operator: Your phone number, please call

subscriber: I’m telling you the number is 6230.

operator: This is your phone model, and what is the number?

subscriber: What number?

operator: What number do you have?

subscriber: Ah, this one, the one who wanted to put money on you, this number, right?

operator: Yes. Not to us, but to your number

subscriber: Our number, yes, right now, wait, fuck, right now….

operator: I can't wait long...

subscriber: Right now, wait! Where are you, hurrying home...

operator: Yes, we still have three million subscribers who also need to be served

subscriber: What, with a last name the tariff is three million, right?

operator: All the best, goodbye!!!

(all clear beeps)