Разговор с оператором - Нокио... Я на вас ложить хотел - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Subscriber: Alla, Hello!

Operator: Hello!

Subscriber: Caurapar, hello!

Operator: Hello!

Subscriber: In short, I am Ilyas Magomadov, driver, in short. I was told here to call.

Operator: What do you have, what is the problem?

Subscriber: SIM card was sealed

Operator: What is written on the display?

Subscriber: In short, tomorrow I called, you were offended, threw up the phone, I was told again to call you. You can do this to me, clamming this, SIM card, like it ... In short, they told me the last name to say here, I am Ilyasov, in short, to me .. I work as a driver, they told you to convey it to you, I ... This very ... money is ... a..u..m..m ... this very, in short, plastered the number to me, they took it, in short, I’m going right now, in short, the driver Ilyasov. Didn't you recognize?

Operator: (through laughter) I. I already hear for the third time that you are the driver Ilyasov, and what is your problem, please tell me.

Subscriber: And you laugh ... laugh, I don’t need this very ....

Operator: No, no one laughs, please tell me what your problem is ...

Subscriber: So I say, tomorrow I would call you, you were offended, I threw the phone ... I was sealed ... I am five hundred rubles Daval - I buy a card ...

Operator: So your card is blocked ...

Subscriber: Yeah, yes, it is sealed ... Operat, I want to put money on you, so it can be sealed, right?

Operator: (through laughter) Did you want to put the money on this card?

Subscriber: Yes, to lie down on you money, there is ... what did you do in my phone?

Operator: (through laughter), please name your phone number.

Subscriber: So, phone number 3260

PAUSE

Subscriber: Hello, Hello, Cooperator ... Hello-oh ... !!!

Operator: (through hysterical laughter) Call your number again, if ...

Subscriber: phone number 3260 ... Nokio.

Very debt pause, you will hear a stifled giggle

Subscriber: Hello! Hello! Nokio, Nokio 6230.

PAUSE

Operator: (through hysterical laughter) your phone number ... ..

Subscriber: phone number? ... Hello ...!

Operator: your phone number, please name.

Subscriber: (through laughter) You do not enjoy something: 6230, Nokio, Nokio, AI ...

Operator: this is a model of your phone, and I need your phone number

Subscriber: Ahhh! My phone number, right? This, from behind, is the battery to shoot Nada, right? Right now, wait ...

Operator: No, the number of your SIMMAM card ... by what number do you call at all?

Subscriber: number, in short, phone number, right?

Operator: Yes!

Subscriber: right now, wait, I will take the documents, wait ...

(Addresses someone in his own language, rustling papers)

Subscriber: right now, wait ... So ... Hello!

Operator: Yes, I'm listening to you.

Subscriber: So, mm-model, Nokio ... phone ... 62 ... 30, in short, 6230 ay, or something, fucking, I don’t know, I don’t understand.

Operator: And the model ...

Subscriber: Model .. ah!

Operator: your phone number, name

Subscriber: I say the number - 6230.

Operator: This is a model of your phone, and the number?

Subscriber: What number?

Operator: What number do you have?

Subscriber: Ah, this one, the money that I wanted to lay on you, this number, right?

Operator: Yes. Not on us, but to your number

Subscriber: Our number, yes, right now, wait, fucking, right now ....

Operator: I can't wait long ...

Subscriber: right now, wait and and! And where are you in a hurry home ...

Operator: Yes, we have three more million subscribers who also need to be served

Subscriber: Che, with the surname tariff three million, right?

Operator: All the best, prefabrication !!!

(beeps of the end)