СМН - iOS vs Android - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

iOS:

What is in my hands

In all pockets and dreams

The best gadget of all time

This is my cool iPhone

You could not buy it

Because Nishchebrudes

Look at the bucket mixed

He is a shovel phone

Android:

Let me notice that 'Android' thunderstorm of all mobile systems

Sign 'Samsung', 'HTC', and what did you want?

We have gadgets, widgets, progressive design

Apple zombies people

I give a new iPhone to me.

iOS:

Drum BitroD there

Where did something got out

What does shit calls

And your applications

So much glucht

And Tobish that when you get lost

Google Maps will surely destroy you

To go to the store for bread

Need 2 hours to charge

Do you not know

You live your mother from the network

Appearance of the system, it is so poor

As if he did someone very human

Android:

New design iOS - like your girl's chest

There is no taste, oh God, and forget the style, but do not essence

When George looked from heaven

Broke his MacBook

Nikit and Hipster Why the beard?

Here they call from the 80s

Ask you

But this is all garbage

Exactly like iOS

Marti on iPhone

But you have something in common.

iOS:

Stop, Okay Okay, chat about computers

You accurately lost

I explain in words

Juda Windows, all who are not too lazy

But Mac is much better

Not what your crap

Android:

And what your poppy

From California Marriage

Monoblocks on you will buy only a fool

Even Obama Barak, does not use your slag

All Apple System

Only one big pack.

YouTube'ers:

- iphone

- Nexus

- Eipl

- Google

- Ai-O-Es

- Android!

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iOS:

And you want to say that PS is better than Mac?

PFF, but do not drive to me here, watch not cry.

Android:

Design Bill Gates unique

Let's talk in more detail here.

iOS:

Inti's core will destroy only

Put antivirus - this is not understanding

Mac OS on UNIX better

Windows protection as if in a puddle

Android:

Apple Watch, iPhone. IPad.

Pile of trash sources of trouble

If you offer a product to spread

Normal man will say - no.