Сергей Дроботенко - один день из жизни холостяка или про кота - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Light the burner and put a starling on the stove. Take 2 eggs, one inadvertently drop into a dirty sink, sit down by the window, smoke, think. Recall youth.

Remember that I forgot to buy bread.

Remember the linen in the bath a month ago.

Remember everything. Grab a frying pan, burn yourself, swear, unscrew the tap with cold water, remember that the water was turned off. Raise a frying pan from the floor with a hand wrapped in the sleeve of the sweater, put it on the table covered with oilcloth.

Drink a raw egg. Notice that it was the last. Take a bag with pasta, pour them into a pan, put them on the stove.

Tear off the frying pan from the oilcloth, get angry, throw the frying pan into the garbage bucket, regret it, get it back. Pour the floor with oil, go look for a rag, find a newspaper with ads about dating, carefully re -read, notice that it is last year.

Go to the room, find a girlfriend’s phone, want to call her to the restaurant, figure out how much it will cost, decide that it is not worth it.

Return to the kitchen, pour water into a pan with pasta, pull out a pop -up cigarette butt.

Count the cheek, want to shave. Want to get drunk, want to get married. Contact.

Go to the store for bread. Buy cigarettes. On the way back to meet a pretty girl with a dog. Like the dog, do not like the girl.

Go to the cinema, in the middle of the film to remember about the pasta boiling at home, run home, look at the pan, very surprised.

Turn on the computer, upload a compact with culinary recipes, start a search according to “Carrots + Salt + mayonnaise + jam”, say “Debit itself”.

Peel the carrots, sprinkle it with salt, eat. Decide to seal the windows for the winter. To solve them before that. And before that - to tear off last year's globe. Decide not to engage in nonsense.

To feel that the weekend is terrible.

Remember that today is the birthday of the daughter. To rush to the phone.

Remember that the birthday was a month ago. Call. Find out that the daughter grew up, married and lives in America.

Turn on the TV. Trying to understand what they show: an action movie, news or advertising of gaskets. Trying until the inscription appears on the screen: "Do not forget to turn off the TV."

Feel hunger. Philosophically rejoice at least to feel something.

Go to the book shelf. Stog up for your thesis. Having become interested, flip through. Understand that I forgot everything.

Turn off the light. Lie down in bed.

Remember that I forgot to undress.

Remember that I did not undress all week.

Recall the first love. Do not be able to remember her face.

Remember who you dreamed of becoming.

Remember how much you will hit in a week.

Remember that men do not cry.