Хельга Патаки - Лестница - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

The staircase was like a staircase. She had steps. But how many of them were, no one bothered to count. True, evil tongues said that Uncle Petya from the 36th apartment counted them when his wife again drove out of the house.

All night he sat on the stairs, smoked and thought how to walk up the stairs from the reverse side. Uncle Petya dreamed of turning her over and walk along the wrong side of her steps.

All Uncle Pete said that if he wants to fulfill his dream, then he will have to turn the whole house, and then the whole world ...

Archimedes said: "Let me turn the stairs, and I will turn the ground!" The navigator on the ship at Columbus shouted in a fit: “Give me the earth or I will turn the stairs, and we will finally get lost!”

When his wife drove his wife Petya, he went to the stairs, fell asleep and he dreamed of various dreams: sometimes it seemed to Uncle Petya that he was a navigator on a ship at Columbus, sometimes that he was archimed.

And the staircase of passion as she herself wanted to turn over - she scratched her belly, and the tenants of the house with their soles scratched her back, which did not scratch at all.

And what was it - this staircase? It seems to me that the one in Khrushchev is the most ordinary. Her railing was wooden, painted with brown floor paint. And she herself was not washed ... Well, not that not washing at all. Just washed her badly. Let's say Uncle Petit's wife. She could not wash one spot in any way.

On one of the steps of the stairs was such a black nickel. In this place, Uncle Petya extinguished the cigarette. Because when his wife drove him out, he sat down on the step before laying down on the stairs and fall asleep and smoked a cigarette.

And the staircase spared Uncle Petya. When he considered her steps, she even tried to bend so that Uncle Pete would not be hurt.

At the time between in the sleep and reality, he heard the battery advised the stairs to calm down and not to bargore - to lie down as they put. The battery was faulty, so she loved to turn. But once the staircase got her so that the battery broke through. Right to Uncle Petya. Which at this time was lying on the stairs and smoked a cigarette!

It’s good that they are drowned with a fig, and the water was not very hot!

The staircase turned out and saved Uncle Petya from the battery. And they left somewhere together. Either on the ship to Columbus, or to visit an archimed.

It turns out that Uncle Petit's wife, wash the stairs in the morning - neither Uncle Petit, nor the stairs.

Here is such a nightmare once dreamed.

And in the morning I wake up, I leave the house, and one staircase was lost and neither there and here ...