Вася Обломов - Песня про зарплату мда... - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

The boss is a deceiver, a greedy damned one, who didn’t pay the money, withheld his salary, misfortunes for you, troubles, ruin and grief, dried up your business, default of your office, shame on you, reptile, greedy, so that your logo turns out to be stolen, so that your slogan is used by someone , urine in your cognac, cement in your cocaine, prick on your tongue, herpes on your forehead, hemorrhoids in your pants, so that your rent is raised three times, so that kickbacks don’t roll back to you, so that your secretary infects you, and with what is unclear, so that your deposits are returned with loss, special forces in masks go to your accounting department, so that your woman moves to the massage therapist, so that half a tram drives into your bumper, so that investors demand your money back, so that clients run to sue you, so that the alarm system blares in your office, so that the water utility closes the sewer, so that the fireman he piled up sand in the reception area, so that the electrician would issue a huge fine, so that the sanitary and epidemiological station would seal the office, so that all your accounts would be frozen, you bastard, so that your deputy would get scared and quit, so that you would quarrel with the authorities in the sauna, so that the Patriarchate would come at you screaming, so that the tax office would ask bribes, but there was no such money, so that the FSB would be carefully interested in you, so that surveillance would be conducted on you, and this would be clear to everyone, so that the cops wouldn’t even take money from you, so that your lawyer would hide in Senegal, so that you would suddenly receive a summons from the military registration and enlistment office, so that the news reports about your gigantic profits, so that the sugar in your urine increases, so that you are on the wanted list in Russia, so that you gain a hundred kilograms, so that human rights activists and bloggers like you, so that a warrant has been issued for you three years ago, so that you They didn’t even let you go to Cyprus, so that your cell phone could be tapped by three people at once, and, let me remind you, there are hemorrhoids in your pants, so that you throw yourself off the balcony and don’t crash, so that you get an investigator who is rude and swears, so that your company is stolen by deputies, and so that you finally understand - all because of that miserable salary, so that there are only homosexuals in your cell, you are a black spot in the snow-white expanses of the Russian economy!