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[Intro]
[Roadhog]: Я помню поле, где свиньи пасали
Dispatch, we are in hot pursuit of two hostile fugitives
До тех пор, пока не появились всемогущие
One immensely obese brute accompanied by a scrawny, peg-legged minion
Просто думать о беконе - это душевная боль
Now, we have attempted peaceful negotiations here, but
Кусок меня умер в тот темный день
...Wait, what's this? We're picking something up on another frequency
Теперь я вернулся в дорогу
Let me patch it through
Без семьи или друзей

Я езжу на своем цикле в одиночку
[Verse 1]
Я думаю, так это заканчивается

[Junkrat]: Но куда бы вы ни пошли, я буду следить за
[Junkrat]
Я буду рядом с тобой, если хочешь, так что
They call me Junkrat, I'm a violent rodent
[Roadhog]: Когда обломки стихий
I never use guns, but I like explosives!
[Junkrat]: и мусор сметает
I'll stop the payload with my remote - click!
[Roadhog]: Я посмотрю в твои глаза
It's good news when I say "I've blown it!"
[Junkrat]: И я знаю, что вы скажете
I'm always laughin' cuz I'm always jokin'
[Roadhog]: Мы являемся армией с двумя мужчинами
Swipe me right on tinder because I'm smokin' - hot
[Junkrat]: разжигание анархии
Probably cuz I'm a pyro
[Roadhog]: Все наши враги будут обжаренными
My hair's on fire, if you need a light, though
[Junkrat]: точно как креветки на Барби
I think aiming is overrated
[Roadhog]: прыгайте на моем Harley, я хочу, чтобы ты на моей коляске
Dynamite and bombs are all I play with
[Junkrat]: Они взяли мою ногу, но именно вы взяли мое сердце
It's a perfect day for mayhem
[Roadhog]: полностью платоническим образом
Got a couple traps and it's time I lay them
[Junkrat]: Ну, да, это само собой разумеется
I've always got a leg up, mate
Это достаточно неловко
Send you sky high where the weather's great
[Roadhog]: Давайте продолжим наше буйство
That's a rap, now that you all know me

Show some love for my psycho roadie
[Outro]


[Verse 2]
[Roadhog]: Эй, Junkrat

[Junkrat]: Что это, ты, буггер?
[Roadhog]: Shut up, Rat, I'm sick of your voice
[Roadhog]: Если вы скажете кому -нибудь об этом
[Junkrat]: I'm paying you well, you've got no choice
[Junkrat]: Что? Наша пожила все?
I'm a demo expert, sorry if I'm a little wired
[Roadhog]: Я убью тебя
[Roadhog]: I wouldn't be here if I wasn't hired
[Junkrat]: хе -хе -хе, да, да, что бы ты ни говорил, приятель
I live in the fast lane, I'm not a boar
Губы запечатаны, ахахахахахаха!
I'm the hog that the pigs never caught before
[Roadhog]: *вздыхает *
With a mask that you'll never see me take off
Like Leatherface, straight outta Texas Chainsaw
Heavyweight champ, a wasteland hulk
[Junkrat]: I won't fat shame you, no need to sulk
[Roadhog]: I'm not a fatass, I'm on a bulk, you know
Shut up Mad Max, you're in my Thunderdome
I'll hop on my Harley, spread some anarchy
[Junkrat]: Fry these buggers like shrimp on the barbie
[Roadhog]: You mess with me, and I'll ruin you worse
Than Junkrat just did to this verse

[Bridge]

[Junkrat]: Oh don't take it so personally, Roadhog
[Roadhog]: You just have to ruin everything
[Junkrat]: Well, I'll agree on that one! Ha ha ha ha!

[Verse 3]

[Roadhog]: Counting down
[Junkrat]: To detonation
[Roadhog] Hold your ground
[Junkrat]: Eradication
[Roadhog]: Look around
[Junkrat]: It's devastation
[Both]: Lay to waste all of creation
[Junkrat]: Light the fuse
[Roadhog]: Lock and load
[Junkrat]: Hit the juice
[Roadhog]: We're on the road
[Junkrat]: The rat and the hog, one hell of a pair
[Roadhog]: We're still not friends
[Junkrat]: But we are getting there
[Roadhog]: Really? Cuz this is hardly a start
You're just an obnoxious body to guard
[Junkrat]: But the money we're makin', the riches we're takin'
The bonds that we've made
[Roadhog]: And the friendship we're fakin'
You're too loud, and it's pissin' me off
You smell like roadkill and it's makin' me cough
[Junkrat]: Fire in the hole! I just saved your ass!
[Roadhog]: Oh. Damn. Thanks, I guess
Still without me, you would never win
[Junkrat]: And who's gonna help you? One of your chins?
[Roadhog]: Ha ha ha, okay, Rat, I'll give you that one
[Junkrat]: Look, I squeezed a laugh outta the fat one!
[Roadhog]: Here, take a burger, looks like you need it
[Junkrat]: Aw, thanks Roadie, I'm surprised you didn't eat it
I'm only jokin', you're used to takin' flak
[Roadhog]: Hold your breath if you're taking cover at my back
[Junkrat]: Oh god, not the toxic fumes
That's where the gas mask really comes in use
[Roadhog]: It's for radiation, and preventing infection
The stank you smell is my indigestion
[Junkrat]: I could light a match by your ass
We'd all be on fire this entire match!
[Roadhog]: And while you pester us, the rest of us are workin'
You're not a Junkrat, you're aworthless vermin
[Junkrat]: Through defenses I'm blowing holes
Who you gonna call for zone control?
[Roadhog]: Fine, but if you're gonna help, be quiet
[Junkrat]: What's on your meal plan? I wanna try it
[Roadhog]: Double decker burgers, filet mignon
I'll blow out your brains if you say bacon
[Junkrat]: I guess that one hits close to home
[Roadhog]: A little too close, you don't even know...

[Verse 4]

[Roadhog]: I remember a field, where the piggies would graze
Till the Omnics came in and all our nation was razed
Just thinking of bacon is heartache
A piece of me died on that dark day
Now I'm back on the road
With no family or friends
I ride my cycle alone
I guess this is how it ends
[Junkrat]: But wherever you go, I will follow
I'll be by your side if you want, so
[Roadhog]: When the rubble subsides
[Junkrat]: And the debris sweeps away
[Roadhog]: I'll look into your eyes
[Junkrat]: And I know what you'll say
[Roadhog]: We're a two man army
[Junkrat]: Stirring up anarchy
[Roadhog]: All our foes will be fried up
[Junkrat]: Just like shrimp on the barbie
[Roadhog]: Hop on my Harley, I want you in my sidecar
[Junkrat]: They've taken my leg, but it was you who took my heart
[Roadhog]: In a totally platonic way
[Junkrat]: Well yes, that goes without saying
This is sufficiently awkward
[Roadhog]: Let's continue our rampage

[Outro]

[Roadhog]: Hey, Junkrat
[Junkrat]: What is it, you ol' bugger?
[Roadhog]: If you tell anyone about that
[Junkrat]: That what? Our singin' an' all?
[Roadhog]: I will kill you
[Junkrat]: Hehehehehe, yea yea, whatever you say mate
Lips are sealed, ahahahahahaha!
[Roadhog]: *sighs*
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