Дмитрий Гайдук - Джатака о говне - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

One dog loved to eat shit. Saw, eat, and then the hostess lies: here, they say, what a tasty! And the hostess did not understand her, screamed, Muckly, the leash of Pupil, and once he complained to her with big dogs. And so, big dogs gathered and they say: a dog, do not eat shit! And the dog says: Well, how not it is, if it is so tasty and smells nice ... And big dogs say: Fu! Yes, you are a pervert! And the dog says: yes you, I suppose, and eat it yourself, when no one sees! And then big dogs, to the depths of the souls offended by such a prosecution in govned, yes, they offended big dogs and kaak rumble! And the little dog was frightened and immediately promised, he did not eat shit.

And here she does not eat him and does not eat - but I want! And she does not eat anyway. And it still wants. But a small dog showed a great power of will, and did not eat shit for a whole month ... And maybe two ... And maybe, and - shorter, she did not eat shit for a long time, and finally the hostess, admiring the dog extract, bought her As a gift, a big dog Pedigri. This is a doggy dog, if anyone knows

- Although, who is Pedigri, does not know? Pedigri know everyone, many have seen many on TV, and many have even tried (under beer, for example), and even know what it tastes. And the dog also tried him, and rejoiced from the whole soul, because it is tasteful and color, and the smell - well, yes! It is! Here, just that, for which her hostess is a leash of Pupil, and big dogs were smoking together. And now its whole huge crokes, and it is possible to eat quite legally, on completely legal foundations.

And the dog was so happy that she was even removed in advertising. She runs, in short, on the field, and there shit. She sniffs him, shrieking and flew further. Runs up to the hostess, waving the tail and receives Pedigri. And behind the scene the voice of the hostess: before my dog ​​loved to eat shit, and now she eats only Pedigri. And then the advertising slogan for the whole screen: Pedigri: the taste of natural shit!

And they became this advertisement on TV to drive. And they saw her millions of television viewers, and even Ja-Buddha saw her, and his favorite student Anand saw her, although they, in general, are not the viewers, but simply to visit the TV to visit - well, and tied. And there just such a dog! And here Ja-Buddha, looking at her, thought deeply and said:

Not only in this life, the brothers, were among the advertising dog existential problems with the shit, and not only in this life she successfully solved them. Once a long time ago, one pleasant kingdom was in the world, and there was a king in him, and that was the only son, and there was that son a concrete asshole. That is, in kind! I didn't cut, I did not shave, did not wash, my teeth did not clean, the ass threw a finger, and my finger wiped over the wall so that everyone saw what he was a scheduling. The king, I tried it to persuade him, and tried it up, and I tried it to treat it - everything is in vain! As was Zarevich asshole, and remained. And King Batyushka, seeing all this ledge, fell into the despondency, the states of state score, and in general, I wanted to get into monks -

But here suddenly the messenger comes to him and conveys an invitation from the main govlovy. I know, they say, the king, about your problems, and even know how to solve them. Let's see in southern grove, tomorrow evening, in eleven hours.

And the king came to the grove, and he says chief govlovoz: Listen here. I undrazhal, let's say with your sorter and the smell understood that you have a big sadness. And then I realized that you were sad about your son. And then people were Prasely and found out about your son, and about your sadness. And so, I decided to tell you something - if you, of course, my advice is interesting.

The king tells him: Of course, interesting. Then the govlovoz says to him: if your son is scratch, let him live like a zener. Announced his main royal asshole, and there you will see what will happen.

Well, the king, of course, she listened to Govlovozoz - and what else did he stay? He took, in short, yes issued a decree: they say, they say, from tomorrow our Tsarevich is entering the position of the chief assistant, and he is prohibited from now ...