Дмитрий Гайдук - Волк и семеро свиней - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

So it's a wolf. Such an old wolf, calm, positive, hasn’t eaten anyone for a long time, just smiles. And so he smoked normally, sat and smiled. And he thinks about Guatemala: it seems that everything has already happened in life, but here you go. There is also Guatemala, and Honduras, and Ecuador, and Mars, and Venus, and the Moon seems to be very close, but you can’t make it, and then you go out into the yard, look her straight in the eyes and sing like this: OOO! WOO! WOOOO! Uh! - and she smiles at you. And then it’s clear - although it’s clear now, and at any moment it’s completely clear, but ask him now what he understands - and what will he answer you? This is it, it’s unlikely that he will answer anything at all. He will simply smile and say: good stuff... Because he smoked very well.

And so he smoked, and the first little pig came to him. And he says: it’s time to drink tea. And at the word “tea,” the wolf sees the slopes of the Himalayas, overgrown with tea bushes, and Indian girls walk between the bushes and pinch off the small top leaves, while singing songs from Indian films, and somewhere high in the mountains sits the Great Shiva, smoking his chilim and It’s very loaded that he’s like a destroyer god, but he doesn’t want to destroy anything. And he thinks: well, here... Oh, okay! Tomorrow I’ll go and destroy everything. But this is all show-off, he will never really let himself go. He hasn’t been allowed in for six thousand years, or even eight thousand years, or a million, or even an entire eternity - an eternity, yes! And what is some small tea pig compared to eternity? She, of course, understands that she has no business here. And she, of course, leaves. But she is not returning alone.

Two more pigs come with her, the size of a very large piggy bank. Well, just imagine, this piggy bank is the size of a mailbox for parcels, a very large piggy bank, and these are the pigs. They come and say: let's sharpen! And the wolf already sees how he sharpens a large saber. He’s like going to war, and he’s already imagining what kind of war it will be, holy and cool, and how he’ll wave a saber and just like that! and just like that! and just like that! And now he looks at himself from the side, and grins at himself as he waves his saber, just like a teenager. And he continues to sharpen the saber, rustling rhythmically like a block: whack-whack! Whack-Whack! And then he looks, it’s already six o’clock, what the hell is the war - he’s late everywhere. And then he puts the saber in its sheath, hangs it on the wall and hammers - no! doesn't score. He simply lights a simple tobacco cigarette, and the pigs realize that they are again past the cash register.

And so they leave, but they do not return alone. Three more pigs come with them, absolutely huge ones. They stand in a row and shout: PIES! PIES! FRIED CHICKENS! POTATOES! SAUSAGE! And the wolf already sees how he is traveling to the Crimea, summer is in full swing, it’s hot in the carriage, and it’s cool on the platform and the traders are running around with all sorts of crap, and one comes straight up to him and says: son, do you need some herbs? And so he buys two ships from her to try, and then all the way he regrets that he didn’t take the glass. He should have taken a glass, he thinks the next morning, and so he gets into the time machine, goes to the previous morning and on the same platform from the same merchant buys not even a glass, but two glasses of the same grass, and in the Crimea already with grass he doesn’t hang out, he just hangs out, swims in the sea, sunbathes in the sun, otherwise he’ll suddenly go and swim to Fox Bay, smoke everyone there and come back. And then they sit there in Fox Bay for three days without a head, smile quietly and answer all questions: it’s fine... This is such a grass, comrades!

The pigs look at this and feel like their faces are on a fence. But they don't go anywhere - they stay! And they send a small pig after the Scary Pig Lucifer.

The Scary Pig Lucifer comes - there are simply no words, how scary! Although you can’t tell by looking at it, he looks like a pig, but in reality he’s so scary, there are just no words! And so he looks the wolf straight in the eyes and says: WOLF! EAT THE HARE!

And the wolf realizes that he is in trouble. Now I have to eat the hare. He's a wolf, that's what he's supposed to do. But purely as a human being, I don’t want to eat a hare...