314 кабинет - 153. Сторож-полковник - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

The stupidity of the military registration and enlistment office workers and the military in general has become a proverb and has become the source of many jokes, and more recently, pranks. There is even a whole series of techno-pranks in which the duty officer at the military registration and enlistment office, usually around 3-4 am, is informed of some kind of dispatch or telephone message with a requirement to arrive at office 314 by 9:00. People react in different ways: some swear, some just hang up, some apologize for their slowness (“Are you fucking drunk or something?”).

But in the recording that we want to present to the readers of the “High Culture” resource, the pranksters encountered an employee of the military registration and enlistment office, who treated the call with humor, although wary. We listen to what came out of this here: