ильяс vs оператор Mts - прикол - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Subscriber: Alla, Hello!

Operator: Hello!

Subscriber: Caurapar, hello!

Operator: Hello!

Subscriber: In short, I am Ilyas Magomadov, driver, in short. I was told here to call.

Operator: What do you have, what is the problem?

Subscriber: SIM card was sealed

Operator: What is written on the display?

Subscriber: In short, tomorrow I called, you were offended, threw up the phone, I was told again to call you. You can cry this, the SIM card, how is it ... In short, they told me the last name to say here, I am Ilyasov, in short, to me .. I work as a driver, they told you to convey it to you, I ... I catch this one ... I wanted to go to you ... a..u..m ... this very, in short, I got a number, in short, I’m more than a drill, in short, I’m in short. Didn't you recognize?

Operator: (through laughter) I. I already hear for the third time that you are the driver Ilyasov, and what is your problem, please tell me.

Subscriber: And you laugh ... laugh, I don’t need this very ....

Operator: No, no one laughs, please tell me what your problem is ...

Subscriber: So I say, tomorrow I would call you, you were offended, I threw the phone ... I was sealed ... I am five hundred rubles Daval - I buy a card ...

Operator: So your card is blocked ...

Subscriber: Yeah, yes, it is sealed ... Operat, I want to put money on you, so it can be sealed, right?

Operator: (through laughter) Did you want to put the money on this card?

Subscriber: Yes, to lie down on you money, there is ... what did you do in my phone?

Operator: (through laughter), please name your phone number.

Subscriber: So, phone number 3260

PAUSE

Subscriber: Hello, Hello, Cooperator ... Hello-oh ... !!!

Operator: (through hysterical laughter) Call your number again, if ...

Subscriber: phone number 3260 ... Nokio.

Very debt pause, you will hear a stifled giggle

Subscriber: Hello! Hello! Nokio, Nokio 6230.

PAUSE

Operator: (through hysterical laughter) your phone number ... ..

Subscriber: phone number? ... Hello ...!

Operator: your phone number, please name.

Subscriber: (through laughter) You do not enjoy something: 6230, Nokio, Nokio, AI ...

Operator: this is a model of your phone, and I need your phone number

Subscriber: Ahhh! My phone number, right? This, from behind, is the battery to shoot Nada, right? Right now, wait ...

Operator: No, the number of your SIMMAM card ... by what number do you call at all?

Subscriber: number, in short, phone number, right?

Operator: Yes!

Subscriber: right now, wait, I will take the documents, wait ...

(Addresses someone in his own language, rustling papers)

Subscriber: right now, wait ... So ... Hello!

Operator: Yes, I'm listening to you.

Subscriber: So, mm-model, Nokio ... phone ... 62 ... 30, in short, 6230 ay, or something, fucking, I don’t know, I don’t understand.

Operator: And the model ...

Subscriber: Model .. ah!

Operator: your phone number, name

Subscriber: I say the number - 6230.

Operator: This is a model of your phone, and the number?

Subscriber: What number?

Operator: What number do you have?

Subscriber: Ah, this one, the money that I wanted to lay on you, this number, right?

Operator: Yes. Not on us, but to your number

Subscriber: Our number, yes, right now, wait, fucking, right now ....

Operator: I can't wait long ...

Subscriber: right now, wait and and! And where are you in a hurry home ...

Operator: Yes, we have three more million subscribers who also need to be served

Subscriber: Che, with the surname tariff three million, right?

Operator: All the best, prefabrication !!!

(beeps of the end)

There is a suspicion that the character Galustyan Ravshan in the program "Our Rush" is copied from the driver Ilyasov. Very similar!