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Hello! Today I will tell you about how poisonous creatures are. Write down, because there is no time to live long. The point cobra. The point cobra bites the victim in the ass. Therefore, it is called. There are cobras that bit only basketball players. They are called two- and three-point. In addition, there is a very point cobra. She is not dangerous. She is born in a hole, he runs somewhere to crawl out and dies there. Viper. The viper is not deadly, but, a bitch, offensive. The viper stupidly shows the victim, and then disdains to bite and finish it off. Scorpion. Scorpio, bitch, cunning. In the priest of Scorpio sting. Therefore, Scorpio is the only one who does not bite the point cobra. Wasp. Wasp, bitch, dangerous. The wasp, like Scorpio, has sting in the priest. But the wasps are much less - both sting and ass. Bee. Not to be confused with Oyoy, because a suza is a female wasp. A bee, a bitch, rich. Because it is a mobile communications sponsor. Few people know that in the evenings rich bees take off his heifers and fly to the "bee". Skunk. It would be better if Skun, bitch, was poisonous. We are going on. Although much further - and so already stinks everywhere! The next poisonous creature is a fly "this is." In Ukrainian "Tseche". Extremely poisonous and dangerous. Tseche is not a simple shitmagnet with BZZZ -Function, but a prudent hungry killer. Fly Tzec, like a TT pistol, BT cigarettes and the EX-BB group, even kills a horse. Jellyfish. Medusa, bitch, slippery, creature. Many believe that Medusa does not have a brain. And many are right! Women. The women are not poisonous, but they can, a bitch, poison life for 20-30 years even at a distance. Farther. Toads. Fights are ugly poisonous women that not only poison life, but something else, bitch, and croak constantly! Remember: the toad cannot be cheated, but you can inflate. And it is best to kiss, and then any creature will turn into a beautiful princess!