КАМЕДИ КЛАБ - Стихи о дтп - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Tatyana: - Friends, I am glad to tell you about an accident in the MKAD area.

In the witch, the viewer, which turned on the screen, is broadcast from the scene of the events.

Roman: - Above the gray -haired plain of the Moscow Ring Road proudly cuts the traffic police,

In his cry, a thirst for money and confidence in profit. Tatiana?

Tatyana: - Roman, tell us the details,

We still have news.

Roman: - Drunk the driver, KamAZ brought,

The old woman was not lucky today.

Never get drunk behind the wheel,

There are not enough old women for everyone. Tatiana?

Tatyana: - Roman, something I got excited.

Tell me, where did it all start there?

Roman: - Baba ate bounty in a bright red audi,

And behind her convicts in black Tuareg,

And behind them are fagots in convertibles,

And followed by Moceratti, and inside there are two Azertti,

And behind her heifers on a rotten "six",

And behind her in ecstasy two cops in UAZ,

And behind her an eye with a trailer rushes, twisting wheels,

Like a beast she will conquer, she will cry like a child.

And behind her some kind of fool on Zaporozhets on yellow. Sorry, Tatyana, that there is no rhyme, the Cossack has a lot of things ...

And for her, this is how it brought KamAZ on the ice,

Some hundred kilometers per hour drove some ... a villain. Tatiana?

Tatyana: - Yes, Roman, tell me, but how to all this

Reacts a local traffic inspector?

Roman: - Here is a traffic cop on the ground, and a stick is from the ass,

Because the BMW with a milek slowed down. Tatiana?

Tatyana:- Roman, the last question is like a man.

And what kind of car are you on?

Roman: - You know, Tatyana, my Volsvagen has long been stuck,

Old Ford is my long for a long time

On Moscow curved streets

I walk like the last sucker! Tatiana?

Tatyana: - Thank you, Roman!

Roman: - Kiss, Lapul!

Tatyana: - Look more often the "road patrol"!