Камеди Клаб vs Missy Elliot - Варила я щи - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

R: Today we decided to join forces for this reason. Imagine: Rublyovka, the elite village of Zhukovka, VIP old women are sitting on the rubble in front of the bungalow...... Hello Petrovna.

L: Hello Matveevna.

R: So what?

L: Nothing, but what is it?

R: Sergevna, is there anything?

P: there is...

R: what?

P: moonshine.

R: moonshine...

R, L: o-o-o-o....

L: a rocker arm to the grandfathers for moonshine.

(music started)

All: I cooked cabbage soup! I cooked cabbage soup! I cooked cabbage soup! I cooked cabbage soup!

R: Come on!!!

(Perlova's music started playing)

R: vo-po-po-po-po-po-po-po. I sit on the porch and puddle seeds

Everyone: (spit peels) I sit and don’t strain.

L: My brother came from Moscow and brought us butyrate, that’s lucky.

All: selooooo!!! (maybe it TOOK IT?)

R: Yesterday the caretaker came in a Hugoboss suit, he drank butyrate and fell into the manure.

All: Watchman Tryphon, Watchman Tryphon, Watchman Tryphon, Watchman Tryphon, Watchman Tryphon...

All: Grandfather Kuzmiyich!!! Walking paralysis!

R: Also known by the nickname Mazefakin Beach

L: we smoke Davidoff and drink Smirnoff vodka, and everything is fine, everything is fine, but there are no men

That's it: there hasn't been sex for 120 years.

R: and between the two of us only Tolik the old grandfather remained

Everyone: grandpa!!!! he drinks in the evenings

R: And he drives a Ferrari around Rublyovka at night

Everything: Baba Katya’s Maserati**, Baba Zina’s Lambarhini, Baba Frosya’s Rolls-Royce, and everyone has Porsches in general.

L: Go ahead!!!

R: Shut your mouth! After all, you are MC Petrovna, read your rap

L: In short, people, such a maza, there lived a Gran-Fazer and a Gran-Maser. More precisely, they did not live, but simply were. They dragged out their miserable existence. They sat at home and didn’t eat anything. Son, just think, they sat there stupidly growing old, they had nothing in their lives; no gingerbread, no cookies, no state significance, all pension benefits were spent on treatment and the worst thing, Son, torture, there was no sexual desire in their life.

R: (inaccurate quote from the original)

I know you hear me loud

I know you feel me now

Missy gon blow it down

In and outa town (yes)

I know you hear me loud (yes)

I know you feel me now....

All: yes! es! es!

Rodriguez dancing

L: Come on Matvevna, just like that, oops! oops! come on, come on, come on, come on!

R: oops! oops! oops! oops!

L: come on, come on, come on!

R: oh! OU! oops! oops! oops!