Крипипаста - мозго-вышибатель - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Hello kids! Fuck off! I'm your new teacher, I've come to teach you. Let's please keep it quiet and sit down, guys, and I'll start the lesson. Class... Shut your face, faggot! I'm sorry, what did you say? Hey, who threw a rubber band in my eye?! The buttons are on the chair, hehe, it's funny in real life, but let's start our lesson, okay? Why the fuck did you come here, we don't give a shit about you! The teachers are losers! What did you say? Bullshit! How dare you behave like that at school? And you, girl, stop clicking on your phone! Who are you? Like who?! I'm a teacher, I'm an instructor! You suck! You're a fucking faggot and a mind fucker! Everyone shut up! Everyone shut up! Shut up already! How dare you? Shut up! This is not a classroom, this is some kind of fucked up place... Okay, they disrupted my lesson, they insulted me, they're making fun of me, bitches! I know what I'm going to do. Where's my toy? There's my baby! It's going to smell like lead now! I'm not an asshole, of course, but there has to be order! Bitches... Shut your mouths, suckers! If the fuck something moves, I'll blow its brains out. Turn off your phones! Of course... Do you understand, bitch? Listen to me carefully! And, shh... fuck! Not a sound! Can I leave? What? Can I leave? No, sit the fuck down! I don't give a shit if you shit yourself, fucking shit! And who are you calling a faggot here, you bastard? Excuse me, teacher, but I'm the faggot. Agreed! And by the way, did someone tell me to go somewhere? Take a bullet, bitch, go to hell, you informal! Yes, I fuck you all, fucking students! I'm not an asshole, but there must be order in any case. It can't be any other way, there must be order! Whoever hasn't learned their lesson, I'll punch them in the face! I learned it, I learned it... And whoever dares to say that the teacher is a jerk. I'll grab you by the hair, bitch, and, fucking, throw you out the window! I'm not kidding! Homework: work on your behavior. Attention! Now stand up together, get your asses up, in threes and fours, our teacher is the best, they said. That's it! Recess! Everyone get the fuck out of the classroom! Fuck, I said! The lesson is over, kids. Here, bitch! Everyone get the fuck out! Get the fuck out! Yeah, and you too! Fuck, bitch...