Даниил Хармс - Отец и дочь - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Natasha had two candies. then she ate one candy, and there was only one candy left.

Natasha put the candy on the table and began to cry.

Suddenly she looks and sees two candies lying on the table in front of her again.

Natasha ate one candy and cried again.

Natasha is crying, and she looks at the table with one eye to see if the second candy has appeared. But the second candy did not appear.

Natasha stopped crying and began to sing.

She sang and sang and suddenly died.

Natasha's dad came, took Natasha and took her to the building manager.

“Here,” says Natasha’s dad, “witness death.”

The house manager blew on the seal and pressed it to Natasha’s forehead.

“Thank you,” Natasha’s dad said and carried

Natasha at the cemetery.

And at the cemetery there was a watchman, Matvey, he always sat at the gate and did not let anyone into the cemetery, so the dead had to be buried right on the street.

Dad buried Natasha on the street, took off his hat, put it in the place where he buried Natasha, and went home.

I came home, and Natasha was already sitting at home.

How so? Yes, it’s very simple: she crawled out of the ground and ran home.

That's the thing! Dad was so confused that he fell and died.

Natasha called the house manager and said:

- Witness death.

The house manager blew on the seal and attached it to a piece of paper, and then on the same piece of paper he wrote: “This makes sure that so-and-so really died.”

Natasha took the piece of paper and took it to the cemetery to bury it. And the watchman Matvey says to Natasha:

- I won’t let you in for anything.

Natasha says:

“I just wish I could bury this piece of paper.”

And the watchman says:

- Better not ask.

Natasha buried the piece of paper on the street, put her socks in the place where she buried the piece of paper and went home.

He comes home, and dad is already sitting at home and playing with himself on a small billiards table with metal balls.

Natasha was surprised, but didn’t say anything and went to her room to grow.

She grew and grew and four years later she became an adult young lady. And Natasha’s dad grew old and bent. But as soon as they both remember how they mistook each other for dead people, they collapse on the sofa and laugh. Another time they laugh for about twenty minutes.

And the neighbors, as soon as they hear laughter, immediately get dressed and go to the cinema. And once they left and never came back. Looks like they got hit by a car.

September 1, 1936.