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So, this is a topic about the boy Kolya, who was able to say the word "fucked up".

His boys were taught in the yard, he came home and said: dad, but what word I now know.

And dad also knew this word, but Kolya said so that dad immediately realized: fucked up in kind.

And two days later he came fucked up. Kolya comes from school, and dad lies in the coffin.

Then Kolya scratched his head and said: fucked up, fucking! And next to the coffin mother stood, she scolded him,

So that he does not say bad words, and after a week and his mother came fucked up.

So then Kolya’s grandmother was brought up, and the grandmother was deaf and there was nothing for any pussy.

Another thing is at school: at school, fucked up, like a mamai on brothels, the students died one after another,

And no one could understand. And Kolya was a little down and also could not understand that this was connected with the pussy.

He still studied in vocational schools, and then went to the army, and fucked up everywhere followed him.

And after the army, Kolya worked at the factory and met a good girl, and she weaned out of a matujak.

Well, she didn’t quite wean, but he did not mature with her and just was an exemplary family man.

But then from the plant every week they carried someone ahead. But the plant was good

Type a joint venture, the salary was regularly paid, so there were always fucked up how many people who wanted to.

And Kolya-Pizdets became a veteran production, hung on the board of honor, and everyone was put on an example.

And at this time, in another city there was a boy Petya, who learned to smoke earlier than to speak.

And how to say, he learned, the first word was “huyn” - he learned from the pope that all the huyna except bees.

And in fact, he was all bullshit, and the bees are also a bullshit, and dad with his mother, a huyn, and a huyn school, and the army of Huyn,

And the work of Huyn, and the money of the garbage, and the politics of Huyn, and the culture of the garbage, and the art of the garbage, and the drapes are also a fuck,

But cool. So, the boy Petya lived among the continuous garbage, and, I must say, Nehuyevo lived.

And the boy Petya did not know about the true purpose of the word "huyn". But if he came to that city,

Where the boy Kolya lived, and would say his magical word "huynya" there, then all the murdered people would be immediately resurrected,

And a completely different life would come. But the boy Petya did not know about it - and even if he knew, then the hedgehog is clear,

What would he say about it. Well, in kind, what else can you say about such a dick?

And at this time, a boy Valentine lived in another city, who did not know any bad words, because he did not play poor children.

And he played only with good ones, but he didn’t even play more and more, but he read books. That is, he was like a child prodigy, at the age of four he learned to read,

And since then I read more and more smart books, with all sorts of incomprehensible words. And once I read the word "behaviorism" in some book.

He came to dad and asks: dad, what is behaviorism? Dad thought: Christmas trees are forty years old already, but I don’t know anything for behaviorism.

And so he was ashamed that he went and drowned in the bath. And the boy Valentine then found this word in the dictionary, and so it sunk into his soul,

What he later became the chief specialist in behaviorism. And whenever he pronounced this word,

Everyone surrounded his undeniable intellectual superiority and felt like complete insignificance next to such a giant of thought.

It is clear that suicide became more frequent among his students and employees, but the boy Valentine easily explained this phenomenon from the point of view of behaviorism.

And then he became the rector of a large university and organized a behaviorist party, which, of course,

I received the majority in the Duma and unfolded propaganda throughout the country. And so, in the next election they elected Valentine to the presidency.

Well, here, of course, the inauguration arrived. Valentine climbed into a high rostrum and made a thoughtful speech about behaviorism.

And Kolya Pizd, watched this speech on TV, in the family circle - and so this speech hooked it,

That he could not resist and uttered his crown word. But I must say that in this he was not about