КВН Утомлённые солнцем - Девственность - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

- The best thing that humanity has invented throughout its existence is love. This is exactly what they are doing at the Department of Nuclear Physics of the Sochi Institute of Tourism and Resort Business.

Lena - Today We are scientists of the country

When the birth rate, in general, is interrupted...

Must take off Pythagorean pants

And feel free to experiment with love!

- Well, let's start!

Gall - Can I go?

- I'm not ready for overtime today!

Lena - Without constant exercise, marriage is fragile!

Come to me, my languid little blackamoor,

Let's hug arms and legs!

Gall - Can I ask an immodest question?

- Can I get rid of you with money!?

Lena - You can’t, slave, come on excite me with poetry!!!

Gall - I am a hairy hare, I am a Sochi bastard, one hundred percent furry, oh-oh-oh….

Lena - And touching my lips!

Gall - Can I read something else?

Lena - Come on, maniac! Come on, come on, come on!!!!!

Gall - I like that you are not sick with me!

- Not whooping cough, not foot-and-mouth disease, not mumps!

Lena - What about the fact that the whole back is scratched?

Gall - Believe me, I accidentally... have a beard!!!

Lena - How soon, dear, did you leave then! Left unkissed by you!

Gall - How did you give birth to triplets for me?

Slightly touching your sleeves?

Lena - I will love you until the grave, dear!

And if you go to another world,

I will come to your grave!

Gall - And after death I will not find peace...

I'll leave you!

Lena - For mercy's sake, why?

Gall - At least by the hair! I'll take you and leave you!

Lena - For what?

Gall - For our non-partying under the moon,

For our not sitting in the restaurant,

For our laziness on the sofa,

Lena - For your failure to stay under water!

Gall - It’s all over between us, listen!

Lena - Mishanya, you were given to me from above!!!

Gall - I will give you...

Lena - Paris!?…

Gall - No... For starters - Magadan...

Lena - Clown! Gigolo! Unshaven midget!

Gall - Ho-ho, I'm laughing in your face!

Unshaven midget? How old are you?

Lena is 17!

Gall - I would answer... yes, they will give the same amount!

Lena - Yes, I'm 17!

Who would doubt this?

Let him throw a stone at me this very hour!

Gall - I see that they threw it more than once!

Lena - So you’re also a boor!?

Gall - What? Then duel! I throw you a handkerchief!

Lena - Scarf?!!!! My gift!!!??? There's no point in throwing him away!

Gall - The handkerchief is my friend, but the truth is dearer!

Lena - Or maybe take a shower?

Gall - No, I'm lazy!

Disappointment awaits us there!

I suggest you, Lenus!

From now on, multiply by budding!

Lena - But you wanted me?!

Gall - Who, me?

Lena - Yes! Remember in detail!

And who told me in the park: “In bed I’m BeeLine! It’s comfortable with me!”

Gall - Yes, he did! A carriage. For me, a carriage!

Lena - Wait... Even though I'm short!

But if in heels and spats -

I'm 90-60 to 90...

Gall - Excuse me, this is in millimeters!?

Lena - Let's go, let's indulge in hot passion!!!...

Gall - It's not March! And I'm not a cat!!!

Lena - Oh, right! Then please return my gifts!!!

Gall - Who will give me back my virginity?

Lena - I like your hands!

Your eyes, your eyelashes!

You can't see everything behind your nose!

Gall - Lenus, I love you, hear!

Lena - I’m weakening from ardent passion!

Gall - I haven’t decided, I don’t know...

Lena - Well, why are you delaying?

Gall - I'm timid!

Lena - Marry me, I'll do it!

Gall - Let the flowers of love bloom...

Lena - One thing will remain incorruptible -

Gall - There are only two troubles in Russia

Lena - Mishanya Galustyan