Михаил Жванецкий - Софья Генриховна - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

I speak the mother-in-law:

"Sophia Herrynovna, please tell me if you do not have a free minute to get a sewing machine and entertain me trousers?"

Zero attention.

I speak the mother-in-law:

- Sophia Henrykhovna! I am still in unfortunate trousers. People laugh. I am coming to my own pants. Would you have a free minute to get a sewing machine and entertain me trousers?

Again zero attention.

Then I say:

- Sophia Henrykhovna! What do you wear around the apartment, increasing the mess? I ask you the second day to find a free minute for me, get a sewing machine and sunmate me pants.

- Yes Yes Yes.

Then I speak the mother-in-law:

- What is yes-yes? Today is exactly the third day, as I ask you to get a sewing machine. I, of course, can be asked trousers for 5 shekels, but if you, the old pascut, follicles on me this typewriter 5,000 kilometers, and now I have to pay to strangers for that, they walked to me trousers, then I do not understand why I am driving You are through three countries, to then dip by foreign yards?

- Oh, yes yes yes ...

- What "Oh, yes, yes,"? And then I told my wife:

- Lisa! You are my wife. I have nothing to do with you. This is your mother. You can tell her, so that she found a free minute for me, got a sewing machine and kept me pants?! You even looked like I go, what am I suffering?!

- Yes Yes.

- What is yes-yes? Your mother fell off from everyone.

- Yes Yes.

- What is yes-yes?

I then said the mother-in-law:

- Sophia Henrykhovna! Today is the fifth day, as I suffer in the rodded pants. Sophia Herrichovna, I'm not saying that you are an old prostitute. I do not say that the only thing I regret that I did not gave you there, but took here, in the cultural country. I'm not saying that you spoiled all the joy of emigration that you poisoned every day and that I translate you all that you see and hear, because I did not meet such a stupid and unmame cow even in the Great Patriotic War.

I just don't tell you just because I do not want to insult you. But if you do not find a free minute free minute, do not take a sewing machine and do not fit my pants, I will kill you without insults, without nerves, in front of my wife Lisa, your former daughter.

- Yes Yes Yes. Let Lisa take ...

- What will Lisa take? Your Laura has all their hands out of the ass. She sews himself to the bed is your upbringing.

- Sophia Henrykhovna! I do not want to scare you. You somehow said that you would like to live separately. So, if you don't find a second minute, you will not get a sewing machine and do not fit my pants, you will live as separately that you will not find around the lively soul, not the man. What are you carrying my apartment like a horse without a wagon that you have enough phone? This is not calling you. What don't you see, how can I lie without trousers? What, you can't get a sewing machine and cheer me trousers?

- Yes Yes Yes...

- Everything!!! I'm leaving, I take a divorce, I will drink on these five shekels, I will remove. You will not see me as many days as I asked you to cheer me pants.

- Yes Yes Yes...

I went to the arona:

- Listen, Aron can you cheer pants for five shekels?

- What? Said Aron. - What happened? What, your mother-in-law Sophia Herrynovna, can not find a free minute, get a sewing machine and enter your trousers?

"Maybe," I said. - But I want to make you earn you. You understood me?

"No," Aron said, and in 20 minutes he kept me pants.