Михаил Жванецкий - Женский Язык - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Everything is very simple if you understand the female language. A woman rides in the subway. Silent. The ring on the right hand is married, calmly. Everyone stands in their places. The ring on the left divorced. Two rings on the left - divorced twice. The ring on the right, the ring on the left is married twice, the second time successfully. The ring on the right and earrings are married, but the marriage does not suit.

Two rings on the right, earrings are married and there is still a person. Both are married. One on me. Both are unhappy with their wives.

Ring on the right, one earring - actually I am married.

The ring on the left, the ring on the right, earrings, brooch - I work in the dining room.

Dark glasses, rings, brooch, gray -haired wig, platforms, an alarm clock on the chain - the Barrynch of the Vostochny restaurant. There is no husband, there is no taste, there is no person. Drinking, erupting, smoking, standing and lying man causes physical disgust. Three -room in the center. Four phones are singing a Georgian quartet. In the toilet is a crystal chandelier, in the bathroom a white bear, hot water beats from the mouth. We need a man with a rag and a female figure.

Not a single earrings, jeans, a shell necklace, a tin ring with an old coin, a torba over his shoulder, bitten nails, mysterious legs: a fanatic artist, responds to a conversation about a Ferapontic monastery. Immersed in itself so much that the other does not fit there ...

Diamonds, a long neck, a hairstyle up, a turn of the shoulders, posture, amazing clothes, strong legs - the ballet of the Bolshoi Theater. The conversation is meaningless. You are on foot, and I'm in Mercedes. Let's talk if you catch up ...

Ring on the right, smooth hairstyle, dark suit, white jacket, cigarette "Belomor" - "What do you, comrade?.

The ring on the right, brushing smooth head, a green woolen suit, modest brown shoes and a beautiful look of cute gray eyes - your wife, a blank.