Михаил Жванецкий - Трудности кино - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Very big difficulties have filmmakers. The biggest, terrible difficulties have filmmakers. You don't know directly. The requirements for reliability have increased, but there are no old tanks, there are few mausers. The fake of the people has forgotten how to wear. Rudeness and rudeness in Siberia just turns out nothing, and education in St. Petersburg does not go yet. Aristocracy in St. Petersburg has not yet been going on. If the hero is just sitting - nothing yet, but how the mouth will open - so it does not go yet. Or, there, its own dignity, this is the untouchability of the personality ...

It is felt that he was told. Maybe they demanded, scolded, deprived salaries, did not pay for sick leave. Well, so that he plays a sense of this dignity. And, apparently, he wants to: he raises his head, and on tiptoe, and drinks to strengthen, but still does not know how.

Women's pride - so that without a mat, from the inside ... Well, even when it lies, hiding, the announcer says:

"Very proud." And when it opens, it still does not report - it shudders, impresses, and it is still felt.

Count English is also embarrassed, sideways, everyone is afraid to enter his castle. Well, if the jacket from the neck by a quarter lags behind and the neck is like a pestle in the bell, how can you show aristocracy if your pants and a jacket must be continuously maintained?! Or kiss the queen, or hold the pantalones. And I still have to look for her hand: she also strives to shake.

Food is not given yet, not swallowing itself, but food as a meal. The old woman was invited to the consultation, but they also regained the art of food: they also strive to swallow entirely and also in the bag. And this is the props.

And the old people forgot to walk such that the jacket did not move separately from the owner. Or - the entire Nazi headquarters in uniforms is not in size, and the announcer says that all of Europe works for them. But all this outwardly, of course, annoys one who survived and still remembers.

Inwardly, spores, even literary. Everyone somehow adheres to one opinion and, for the sake of God, do not want another, for the sake of God.

The devotion of one man to one woman looks funny while it looks funny. And in general, the treatment of a woman, all these bow, getting up, respect, admiration ... They are made, of course, but for very additional money. The consultant one, about eighty -two, also already shook: Dushanbe, Kyiv, Frunze, Tashkent ... "Wake, let me," only after you "," I would be the last scum, Madame if I left you in the appropriate position " . There is no phrase: “Let me, I’ll take on myself” - or: “It's hard for you, I will allow ...” And the phrase: “I led you, I will answer for everything” - there is right in the throat. And this: “I am not expensive for my place, our business is expensive” - it turns out only in parts.

It has become difficult to play a erudite, thinking person, and although the performer wrinkles his forehead and squints, such a skew of his face still does not convince.

Costumes and shoes have been preserved, but when we see the face of an old noble clothing and the whole head of the sideboard of the modern anti-aircraft school, something prevents us from believing in her Latin.

A group of American cowboys on horses is still crookedly jumping, and even the horses have our faces.

Well, there - a can beer, lobsters, cries "I am ruined!" Or "I am in Paris on the case!" Although in the Russian language, neither the performer nor the audience is understood yet.

But with the departure of the elderly from the stage and from the hall, the balance between the screen and the viewer is gradually restored.