Вадим Галыгин - Про птиц - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Today I will tell you about birds. They surround us everywhere, but in the face we know not all.

Falcon. Falcon, bitch, unique. The only bird from which beer is extracted. The falcons are thrust into the falcons - beer is ready.

Hawk. Hawk, bitch, - gourmet! It feeds on rotten and rotten meat. Therefore, the hawk can be found at the meat processing plant.

Eagle. Eagle, bitch, is the city. By this, he, bitch, is terrible. In honor of the city they named a bird. There are cases when the eagle flew to the herd of rams, grabbed the lamb and flew into the nest, but! Near the Zarechensky nuclear power plant, a case was described when the lamb flew to the herd of eagles, grabbed an eagle, laughed and flew into the den.

Owl. Owl, bitch, funny. Owls have all the time such an expression on the face, as if she was cutting all the time. But this does not prevent her from charming loot in “What? Where? When?" Although the sense of this dough - she still reproaches.

Owl. Filin, bitch, international. "Eagle owl" in translation means "feeling." Although what feelings can be with a bird that is being tossed all the time?

Vulture. The vulture is fed by bitch. Therefore, it can be found over any sauna in Moscow.

Stork. Stork, bitch, is a hard worker. Everyone knows that the stork brings children, but not everyone knows that the stork also carries the elderly.

Kobchik. A kobchik is a falcon that lives almost in the ass. That is, in Bibirevo.

Duck. Duck, bitch, shy. Because he lives under the bed and someone constantly pisses into it. True, they hunt a duck. Hunters and nurses hunt.

Chicken. Chicken is a woman at 30 - 35 with a thick ass and a short haircut. Chicken is fried. Moreover, both people and roosters are fried. Although there are roosters that roosters are fried.

Pigeon. The pigeon is a peaceful bird, but, a bitch, a well -aimed. Dove, bitch, unique. In total, out of 20 grams of food, he can produce 200 kilograms of shit. The pigeons that have realized their purpose fly the ass forward.

And finally, a mole. Many will say that the mole is not a bird, but if you give a snout with your foot, it, a bitch, flies. Because nature is a magical power. Take care of it!