Вадим Галыгин - Про растения - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Aaaaa, hello everyone. Today I will tell you about Flora and how the fauna put it!

Rye. Rye, bitch, collapse. Rye is very multifunctional. Only in rye can you hawk, piss and have sex! True, it is not clear how bread is made later, but it is clear why he has so many names.

Sunflower. Sunflower, bitch, beautiful. The sunflower came up with the bastards so that there was something to spit in the porches. Sunflower oil is made from the sunflower, and if the sunflower is poured with water from the Moscow river, then you can also get machine.

Nettle. Nettle, bitch, vile. Nettle all the time grows in two places, where the most delicious strawberries are and where you sit down to shit!

Tumbleweed. The rolls appeared in Holland when some moron woke up ecstasy on a hawthorn bush. It was so scattered to the bush that he reached Mongolia and right now he lives! Ha ha!

Lauren tree. A laurel tree is a tree on which bay leaves grow. Lavra leaves came up with ancient Jews so as not to spend money on gold medals for the Olympians! And when 1 of the Olympians, noting the victory, fell into Chan with a pea soup of a lavivated sheet, a bitch, they also came up with a culinary meaning!

Burdock. Burdock, bitch, big. And his leaves are large. Big leaves of burdock are convenient to wipe your ass! In short, in plants- like in life: if you are burdock, you wipe your ass!

Cucumber. Cucumber, bitch, long. The cucumber was invented by gardeners with small pussy to also be able to plant on the very tomatoes!

Maple. Maple, bitch, curly. The hot sheet carved! Maple leaf is the first clothes of ancient people. And when the first Canadian hockey player appeared in the bathhouse in the bathhouse.

Carnation. Cloves, bitch, beautiful! The cloves were invented by KGBSHNI to hide microphones in them. Cloves, in addition to the fact that it is a flower, is also a seasoning. Therefore, cloves are put when the borsch is ready, and 2 cloves are when the person is ready!

Potato. Potatoes are a male of potatoes, and since the potato is a female, it is fried all the time, and potatoes, bitch, in the uniform, because he is fighting all the time. Potatoes have 2 enemy: Colorado beetle and Belarusians! Moreover, the latter are eating out that he did not finish the first!

Christmas tree. Christmas tree, bitch, beautiful! So beautiful that even the squirrel is happy to jump on the bump!

And finally, ficus. Ficus, bitch, rare. Real ficus in our time is found only at the end of the corridors of the clinic. Ficus is omnivorous. It is not only watered, but also fed with bulls, seeds and gandons!

In general, I wanted to say this: I wish you to live for a long time like oaks, look like a cucumber, but most importantly, do not be burdens!