Вадим Галыгин - Профессии - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

Waiter. The waiter is omnipotent, he wants to spit in tea, wants to fuck in borsch. The waiter Vesuka even sleeps slightly at night, but smiles all night, because he dreams of the garbage that he thinks about you.

Agronomist. Agron is such a profession when all his life is a leggy under your bed of corn and a cornfield under the ass. The agronomist has been awesome all his life from two things: what the hell he has become an agronomist and how combinearies drink. By the way, in the translation of the combine means cut mice.

Football player. Football player osuku, well, where are you, well, yours, well ... football players are good and ours. Good are foreign football players. The difference between foreign and our players know which one, no? Guess? (Fans say) Foreign football players have beautiful wives, and ours have beads.

Baker. The baker is cheerful, because every morning makes buns and not only to himself, but the whole country.

Engineer. Engineer Vesuka in the ass engineer. An engineer is a person with a large pussy and a small salary. The engineer’s pussy is large, because he has been looking at her through glasses all his life. In a word, an engineer is a person who has a pencil behind his ear all his life and not a dick behind his bosom.

Watchman. The watchman is lonely. A watchman is such a profession when you read a light all your life in 78 years, you refer to the warehouse, drink (... it is not clear ...), fuck your hat and sleep, tomorrow is a difficult day. Scientists of the whole world are fighting on the question of where the watchman has a granddaughter, and why does she look like a hat with a hat.

Installer. The installer is a very strange profession. The installer is when you drink all the time, but all the time the leaf is on top. All installers drink, especially drinking installers-rays. But besides these devils, there are generally just the horror of the devil. These are installers-rays yes. They drink so that then from a height they send you hello. Well, the work is such ...

Welder. The welder is happy. A welder is such a profession when a person at work thinks that the New Year. And what is the New Year without a masquerade? Therefore, the welder of the osuk all the time in the mask, and she spoils his life. The welder all the time thinks that everyone has purple faces. But there is a bunch of a gas welder. This is a very rich welder. Everyone knows how much you can weld on a gas yes? You can get so much that the son will never become a welder.

Photographer. The photographer is strange. The photographer at work takes pictures of boobs and asses, and on vacation - toads and sky. The first photos were very poor, so they were covered with a black rag and lived so. In winter it was cold and they were warmed up with flashes. There were a lot of vodka then, but the photographers had no money for vodka, so one day they saturated their rags with gasoline, so legged photographs appeared.

Such a profession is a stylist. A stylist is a person who will go to the store with you for your money to advise you for your money to buy you that he would really like to himself.

The hairdresser. A hairdresser is a stylist -natural. Therefore, the hairdresser is poor.

Cashier. Cashier - Masochist. The whole day threshes sits on a belly casket with money.

Pharmacist. The pharmacist is cool. The pharmacist is cool, because he can read any garbage ... any garbage that the doctor wrote, so the pharmacist is cooler than the doctor, because he can not only read any garbage, but remembers where it stands, and personally determines when, how much, how much, how much, how much, how much. To the head or in the ass whether to eat before or not. But pharmacists, like hockey players, are people who always look at other people through glass. In general, a pharmacist is such a profession when a grandmother tells 2 hours why she has

The chest hurts in the knee area, and you are standing a leggber and sleeping. Such a profession.

Gardener. Gardener of Lawhouse in the garden. And this is the main point. Because translated by a gardener from French sam- ... means: "Petrushit someone else's wife in parsley bushes"

Well, the profession is such. So do not start gardeners, drink like installers, but in general remember: people who work in their specialty live longer, but the leggy is worse.

Live for a long time, happily and richly!