Конюх Фёдоров - Путегествие по квартире Абрамовича день5 - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

CORRESPONDENT. So, yesterday the groom Fedorov penetrated the apartment of Roman Abramovich through the roof and now travels along it ...

- (noise, voices). Hey, reindeer herder, pour me more ... fire water.

- Excuse me, interference. So, the apartment is huge, obtained by uniting all the apartments of an elite nine -story building into one of all apartments ...

- (noise, voices). Listen, my friend is in mind, but if the vodka is frozen to minus forty, what - there will be no degrees in it?

- The groom, is that you?

- Not sure. In appearance - like me, and so figs know him.

- How is the expedition progressing?

- At first it moved well, and now she was stalled. Two hundred and forty rooms passed. Everywhere he made snags, painted arrows ... Well, and generally marked in different ways. And suddenly he ran into an irresistible obstacle ...

- Iron door?

- What do I need a door - with my head.

- The iron door - head?

- For what? There are still teeth.

- Where?

- In the head. In general, I would have dealt with the door, but I still can’t do so many alcohol. I came across a bar. (Screaming). Put vodka, damn crooked -legged!

- Who are you with?

- And then the Chukchi. Two years ago, we came to ask Abramovich money, he told them “wait five minutes”, and he forgot and left for London. And these are still waiting and, you know, are very satisfied. They defeated here ...

- Parking?

- Not only. They beat the furniture, they should burn bonfires. They go to the refrigerator. They bring this from there ... Do you know what kind of beast is Foie Gra?

- The liver is goose. Wait, the groom, you must look for a way out.

- So I already found him already. A very good way out of everything that was with me in forty -six years. And then, you can’t manage here in a week. There, in the hundred -third rooms, he found the remains of the Chelsea football player.

- What?

- The T -shirt says Ngana.

- In Chelsea, there is no such football player.

- So now he is nowhere to be found. It seems that Abramovich bought him somewhere in Africa, and here he forgot. Well, he deteriorated. I’m thinking, he no longer needs a T-shirt, and my wife will come in handy in the garden ... Raven to scare ... haha.

- The groom, I ordered the orchestra, a solemn meeting ...

- And let them play until Abramovich arrives. At the same time, he will pay then. And I'll go to the lake.

- What is the lake?

- Well, the Chukchi is called ... The pool. By the way, according to their Chukotka legend, girls live in a small hot cave. I suspect it is a sauna. Be healthy!

- "Our Radio" will continue to follow the exploits of the great traveler. Listen to us next week.