Конюх Фёдоров - Путешествие по квартире Абрамовича день2 - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

CORRESPONDENT (gasping). Good... afternoon... dear... listeners. I’m climbing... up the stairs to the roof... of a twenty-four-story building under construction... from which the Groom will jump... onto the roof of Roman Abramovich’s apartment... oh! The elevator isn't working yet... I'll rest on the eighteenth floor.

- Well, come on, come on, come on!!! (Cat screams, squealing, noise).

- What was it? The groom rushed past me along the outside of the building, meowing wildly. (Screams). Groom, is that you?

- (Shouts from above). I am a correspondent. Come on, get up.

- (Gasps). Groom, how can you go so fast... and up a sheer wall?

- I consulted with a fitter I know, he says, cats are always used to climb on poles, there, or on walls. Only he didn’t give me his cats, he says it’s a bad omen, so I took our Barsik and the neighbor’s Murka.

- He probably didn’t mean these cats.

“I don’t know, I put these ones against the wall, I clamped their tails between my teeth, they carried on like that, just hold on.”

- Why didn’t you go up the stairs?

- Yeah, “up the stairs”! Where can I get you a ladder like this to reach the twenty-fourth floor?

- Well, yes. Where are the cats?

- Yes, you see, they sped up so much that I got off here, and they ran on. Okay, let's take a look around.

“Right below us I see the roof of a building, all the apartments in which were bought by Roman Abramovich and combined into one huge apartment. Groom Fedorov will travel along it. Now he carefully examines this roof with his hands folded with binoculars.

- All clear. I'll go fish.

- How?

- Head first.

- Doesn’t it hurt?

- Well, this is the last thing a real traveler thinks about. Feet first is a bad omen, and I will walk around the apartment with my feet, they need to be preserved, but I don’t mind damaging my head. And what is there to damage - a large round bone and everything on it - two, and some thirty-two.

- Except for the nose.

- But there are two nostrils! You won't catch me doing this!

(Whistling, meowing).

- Groom, what is that sound?

- Looks like the cats are coming back. They ran around. Come on, let's go under the canopy.

(Two strikes).

- Correspondent!

- A?

- Come out and see what’s there?

- Oh, poor things!

- It’s okay, we’ll put them with rugs in the hallway. And wipe your feet on them, and scare mice with them... for old times’ sake.

- “Our Radio” will continue to follow the journey of Konyukh Fedorov. Listen to us tomorrow.